What's he waiting for?
2007-01-04 16:42:02 · 11 answers · asked by Whatever 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Jesus outsmarted himself. Now he realizes how dumb and unbelievable his story sounds.
2007-01-04 17:08:26 · answer #1 · answered by Who's Barry Badarnath? 1 · 3⤊ 4⤋
Hey hey hey...he's still packing his bags, you know! He's got a lot of stuff to bring! But he missed the Soul Train, so now he has to wait for the next one which is due in 2010! Jesus will see about his return after he's watched the soccer world cup!
2007-01-05 02:59:20 · answer #2 · answered by -♦One-♦-Love♦- 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Matthew 24:36 But of that day and hour knoweth no [man], no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only.
Mark 13:32 But of that day and [that] hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels which are in heaven, neither the Son, but the Father.
If anyone tells you they know the date.... they dont know what the word of God shows us. No man knows when this will occur
2007-01-05 00:50:15 · answer #3 · answered by PreacherTim63(SFECU) 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
It's an unkown date. Only the Father knows until it is time and he only tells the Son when it is time. The Son himself does not know the time. I think it said so somewhere in the bible.
2007-01-05 00:48:12 · answer #4 · answered by . 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The Bible states..."No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father."
Matthew 24:36 (NIV)
2007-01-05 00:59:59 · answer #5 · answered by asjsfan 1 · 2⤊ 1⤋
He is coming near the end of this world.
2007-01-05 00:59:39 · answer #6 · answered by allahsservant 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
He is waiting for every . . . . yes EVERY . . . . human to have the knowledge that the only way to heaven is Jesus Christ.
No one knows the time . . . . . . .
God Bless
2007-01-05 00:49:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Tomorrow at 1:00PM Eastern Time. I'm baking a cake right now....
2007-01-05 00:45:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
the bible says no man will be able to predict the end of days
2007-01-05 00:49:00 · answer #9 · answered by shedevilang 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
When you are ready. Have you ready for His coming? Neither do I.
2007-01-05 00:50:58 · answer #10 · answered by heartspiritdivine 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋