Does he use double coupons?
2007-01-04 16:21:00 · 13 answers · asked by Epona Willow 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Jesus does save through using coupons, but he also dumpster-dives with Kyle and I--therefore, he attains much free merchandise with it. We split it quite fairly, as Jesus is an extremely fair judge when it comes to important matters like who gets what treasures from the metal treasure chest, aka the hopper, aka the dumpster.
Jesus also invests at the First Bank of Moses.
And by the way, nice name..... =D
2007-01-04 20:06:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
To the Utmost, Jesus saves. May God Bless U.
2007-01-05 00:24:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
When he can find them. Otherwise, he normally uses the Entertainment book coupons.
In terms of financial affairs, Jesus prefers CDs as they are insured - just as salvation is for those who believe in Him.
2007-01-05 00:25:37 · answer #3 · answered by Joe Cool 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, if he saved too much and only had to pay pennies on the dollar... the pennies would fall through the holes in his hands.
2007-01-05 00:23:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
NO !!!
Jesus not saves ...
over 500 millions people died in the name of "jesus" or since his dead. And millions more will dies now or in near future.
2007-01-05 00:26:42 · answer #5 · answered by DlCK Chenney 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
No but he saved footsteps by gathering crowds
2007-01-05 00:38:34 · answer #6 · answered by dogpatch USA 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He uses food stamps.
Lazy long-haired unemployed hippies.
2007-01-05 00:23:38 · answer #7 · answered by devlsadvoct 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You heard wrong. He shaves not saves.
2007-01-05 00:24:49 · answer #8 · answered by acgsk 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He shops at Big Lots, good one it was getting a little rough in here!!!!!
2007-01-05 00:27:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ejeje, most likely the guy would be saving as much cupons as he can. it's a shame he NEVER EXISTED!!!
2007-01-05 00:23:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋