I'm having a serious issue and Im hoping that someone can help.
So, Im sitting on the toilet and trying to relive myself but my "poop" is caught half in and half out. I googled for the answer but their suggestions include things like rubbing soap or bananas on my anus.
It hurts too much to force it out and I dont want to tear the skin/muscles around my anus but the pain is excrutiating. If anyone can offer any insight or help me in any way both myself as well as my anus would be greatly appreciative.
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2007-01-04 16:09:33 · 15 answers · asked by warclient 2 in Health ➔ General Health Care ➔ Pain & Pain Management
yes, i understand about water, fiber, and excercise......however, I still have this problem of having what feels like a 5 pound log hanging out of my back side. If I dont get a good answer soon I will be forced to tear it out with my hands, and the thoughts of that are enough to make me gag. My next question will be...." if I get poop on my hands and am throwing up uncontrolably...how do I make myself stop"
HELP ME PLEASE!!!!
P.S.
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2007-01-04 16:13:22 · update #1
Give your self multiple dirty sanchez's
2007-01-04 16:20:31 · answer #1 · answered by bdat40oz 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Flax. You can get it in almost any grocery store, for about $2 USD. You generally start with a tablespoon .. put it on your morning cereal .. or with any food or drink. It has a very slight nutty flavor..pretty good actually.
****ADDITIONAL INFO****: You're impacted .. yes, it's painful but you do have options.
One: Enema. If you have an enema bag you can make your own. To give a homemade enema, you need an enema bag, an enema tube, a lubricant (such as, KY Jelly), and distilled water. You can buy these supplies at most pharmacies. Another option is to use a rubber bulb syringe.
Homemade saline solution:
To give a homemade enema, you need an enema bag, an enema tube, a lubricant (such as, KY Jelly), and distilled water. You can buy these supplies at most pharmacies. Another option is to use a rubber bulb syringe.
You can make a homemade saline solution by adding 2 level teaspoons of table salt to a quart of lukewarm distilled water. Do not use soapsuds, hydrogen peroxide, or plain water as an enema. They can be dangerous.
The amount of normal saline solution that should be given to adolescents and adults is 16 ounces.
Mineral Oil Enema...use about 4.5 oz.
Two: Suppository...very small glycerine 'bullet' shaped laxative that you insert just inside the rectum. It dissolves and loosens the dried stool..usually within 30-60 minutes.
Three: GENTLE manual removal, and a lubricant like Vaseline can help here. You can also review suggestions at these sites:
http://www.drkoop.com/ency/93/000230trt.html
http://www.med.umich.edu/1libr/pa/pa_enemahom_hhg.htm
2007-01-05 00:16:30 · answer #2 · answered by ax2usn 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Look up the term Fecal Impaction for more information.
You need to break up the stool with your fingers. Wear a glove or use saran wrap if you don't have a glove around. Break off little peices and let it fall in the toilet. You may actually have to insert a finger in the rectum and break peices off; just be gentle. If you are at the point where you are this impacted it may take awhile to break up the stool yourself. If you aren't having any luck with this you may have to go to the emergency room.
You need to get some fluids in right away and start rehydrating yourself. You may need to take a stool softener. If you have a family doctor call and ask for a prescription for Miralax.
2007-01-05 00:18:35 · answer #3 · answered by binga_4980 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I see a bunch of non sence answers. In all serious if you really need to go. Run to the store really fast and grab what is known as correctol it says gentel enough for woman but men can take it. It takes about 30 min to work sooner if you drink a lot of water. The second would be a eneima. i would get a multi pack sometimes ONE does not help. You must relax....
2007-01-05 00:18:47 · answer #4 · answered by Stephanie Lynn 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Water+Fiber+Exercise = Nice Poop.
2007-01-05 00:10:57 · answer #5 · answered by Sonya 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Use some TP to knock off as much as you can and wipe off as much as possible, then acquire some sort of laxative (someone suggested flax--it works but it will not be fun. Try a stool softener first). You will just have to wait and feel really nasty until the rest comes out.
BTW, your reluctance to force it is good--I popped a hemorrhoid that way once and couldn't sit right for a week. You have my sympathy.
2007-01-05 20:47:27 · answer #6 · answered by spunk113 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Currently, your best bet is to just squeeze it out and treat the area for skin damage with neosporin or would cream. In the future, do not hold it for so long and drink lots of water to maintain your internal and intestinal health.
2007-01-05 00:12:47 · answer #7 · answered by snookums 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh man... I feel your pain!
I hate to tell you this but you are what is known as "high centered". Ya gotta reach down there and go digital baby! Slow and gentle though!
2007-01-05 00:14:32 · answer #8 · answered by AK 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
first of all it sounds like you are suffering from rectal impaction and i know it probably sounds disgusting but if you were to go to the doctor or ER the are going to remove it digitally (with there finger) and it gonna hurt like hell.
2007-01-05 01:05:55 · answer #9 · answered by just_missp 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
TRY READING WHEN YOUR DOING YOUR THING IN THE BATHROOM, MY DAD HAS THE SAME PROBLEM, AND WHEN HE READS IT TAKES YOUR MIND OFF FROM WHAT YOU ARE TRYING TO DO, REALLY IT WORKS, OR YOU MIGHT HAVE TO SEE A DOCTOR, B/C YOU MIGHT NOT HAVE ENOUGH FIBER IN YOUR DIET, OR YOU MIGHT HAVE A MEDICAL PROBLEM.
2007-01-05 00:16:08 · answer #10 · answered by tinkerbell 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay ... be a man and take ahold of that thing and show it who's the boss. Sometimes you just have to teach 'em a lesson!
2007-01-05 00:12:14 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋