small, cheap and greasy
2007-01-04 15:56:07 · 11 answers · asked by ? 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yo mama is so big that when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house ... that's right!
Yo mama is so big that when they take her picture, it's a satellite photo!
2007-01-04 15:59:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama's so fat that she went on the seafood diet, whenever she saw food, she ate it.
2007-01-04 23:58:32 · answer #2 · answered by ╦╩╔╩╦ O.J. ╔╩╦╠═ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ya mama so fat, she wears clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh **** its coming towards us.
Ya mama got one big tittie, one lil tittie and they nicknames her biggie smalls.
2007-01-05 01:02:18 · answer #3 · answered by Mako W 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your mama is so fat that when she falls from bed she falls by both sides.
2007-01-05 00:01:34 · answer #4 · answered by Javy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that sounds like some nasty *** people i see on a daily basis!
2007-01-05 00:19:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL Much better
2007-01-04 23:57:48 · answer #6 · answered by CherryRed 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
... people would only pay her for the toy.
2007-01-04 23:58:42 · answer #7 · answered by tobito_abad 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha good one
2007-01-04 23:57:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
this will be deleted soon.
2007-01-04 23:57:45 · answer #9 · answered by Perfectly Insane 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol
2007-01-05 00:04:26 · answer #10 · answered by Dungonecrazy11 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋