The date is a complete waste of makeup.
You ask him the time and he tells you everything he knows.
You walk into the only Kentucky Fried Chicken bar in the Sahara - and he's there.
The fillings in his teeth have been replaced with chewed-up crisps.
He only travels in a pack.
At the end of the date he invites you back to his bus shelter.
He's only fourteen.
His head whistles in a cross-wind.
He says, ' Well, he was looking at me funny so I bit him!'
2007-01-04
15:51:06
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Danielle, please see my other post where I explain what a chav is! Thanks for asking.
2007-01-04
16:16:54 ·
update #1