After the birth of her sixth child, Jane decided that she should have some cosmetic surgery "down below" to restore herself to her former youthful glory because her bomb doors were dangling a bit too low and looked like a ripped out fireplace.
Time and children had taken its toll and she reckoned that, with six children now being the limit, she'd tidy things with a nip here and a tuck there so it looked more like a piggy bank slot rather than a badly packed kebab.
Following the operation she awoke from her anaesthetic to find three roses at the end of the bed.
"Who are these from?" she asked the nurse, "They're very nice but I'm a bit confused as to why I've received them."
"Well" said the nurse, "The first is from the surgeon - the operation went so well and you were such a model patient that he wanted to say thanks."
"Ahhh, that's really nice" said Jane.
"The second is from your husband - he's delighted the operation was such a success that he can't wait to get you home. Apparently it'll be the first time he's touched the sides for years and he's very excited!"
"Brilliant!" said Jane. "And the third?"
"That's from Eric, a patient in the burns unit," said the nurse. "He just wanted to say thanks for his new ears."
2007-01-04 15:48:23 · 17 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG! That is hilarious. Sorry I have to go tell my hubby that joke right now!
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2016-04-22 22:16:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one! What would be the female version of d*ck head? lol!
Here's one for you....what do you think?
Egbert meets a girl in a pub and she invites him back to her flat. She's really sexy, and tells Egbert to strip off and get into bed while she slips into something more comfortable. She puts on a pair of crotch-less panties, comes in the bedroom, stands with one leg on the floor, and stretches her other leg the far side of Egbert's head....'Fancy some of this' ? she says....Egbert replies...'Not likely'...'Look what its done to your knickers'!!
2007-01-04 16:36:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely disgusting, but mildly arousing. mmmmm ears...
2007-01-04 15:52:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow she must have had realy big flaps 10/10 nite nite you on nite shift
2007-01-04 18:50:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha. Heard it before but still made me laugh. Bomb doors ha ha ha ha
2007-01-04 19:13:58 · answer #6 · answered by markhatter 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I wonder if he either plays with his ears or try's to ..... (?) his head off?
2007-01-04 15:56:32 · answer #7 · answered by Old Dawg 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yuck! I'll have nightmares now!!!
2007-01-04 15:55:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
grossness! LOVE IT!
2007-01-04 16:09:56 · answer #9 · answered by Dungonecrazy11 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was okay & funny
2007-01-04 16:06:50 · answer #10 · answered by trebor2 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋