1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)
2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)
3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)
4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they
vapour lock)
(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)
5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)
6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)
7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don't know.....it never happened)
( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)
8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)
Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face
and laughter in your heart...Then you are just an old
sour fart.
2007-01-04 14:39:27 · 15 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ahhh the return of the anti men jokes.
lol bells.
it's the way you tell em.
keep em coming
gotta dig out the anti women jokes. hehehehehe
2007-01-04 14:43:11 · answer #1 · answered by dooglepuff 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it is form of sweeping, the full united states isn't against Muslims. yet what pisses human beings off is Muslims announcing what approximately each and every of the folk British squaddies kill? because of the fact the an Iman reported on the information till now, in case you do unlike England then resign your passport and go away.
2016-10-06 11:15:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
just brill tink split my sides at no 5 10/10
2007-01-04 18:43:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
More blonde jokes, guys!
2007-01-04 14:51:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good ones!
A few I hadn't heard before, which is amazing.
...or maybe I forgot them... being a guy and all.....
2007-01-04 14:49:02 · answer #5 · answered by Jay M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
quite funny, 8 out of 10!!!!!
2007-01-04 14:44:06 · answer #6 · answered by Alfie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i must admit...it's funny! Specially the sperm thing.
2007-01-04 14:46:26 · answer #7 · answered by McDreamy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why why why do you put me down? boo hoo I'm just a man
2007-01-04 19:26:37 · answer #8 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sumtimes your jokes make me angry but even then your jokes have me in stiches
2007-01-04 14:45:50 · answer #9 · answered by qwerty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good. i think on of those shall be my screenname!
2007-01-05 00:59:37 · answer #10 · answered by Jamie F 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋