She was screwed over by her ex hub. Doesn't want her son to do the same thing so she tells him to stay away from women. "They are evil" So he gets into high school and finds an attarction for women, sexual attraction. He says, "they don't seem so bad" Mom replies, "stay away...they are all evil and never have sex with a woman, she has teeth down there and she'll bite your **** off" He goes to college, meets a wonderful woman and falls in love. He decides, she is not evil like mom said. But he never slept with her because of his mother's words. Eventually they get married and on their wedding night, he is shy and skirts around the idea of sex. His wife says, "Come to bed honey, it's time we consumate" He tells her of the words his mother spoke, and she laughs. She says, "I don't have teeth down there, I'll show you" She pulls back the sheets, slowly opens her legs for him to get a look and he exclaims "No wonder you have no teeth, look at what bad shape your gums are in!"
2007-01-04 14:23:53 · 7 answers · asked by sammiejane67 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hey schelp...that's the debil!
2007-01-04 14:28:37 · update #1
cool joke i give it 4.5 out of 5 its has the 2 major things of a joke
funny and gross
2007-01-04 14:30:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i do no longer understand approximately "feminism" consistent with se, yet they are somewhat...distinctive. My fiance grew to become into raised through only his mom, and he or she instilled in him each and all of the characteristics that she needed a guy to have; including courtesy (commencing off the door for others), sensitivity (including writing thank you enjoying cards for activities), and humbleness. i'm grateful that she raised him so nicely, with the aid of fact i like the guy he's. I do think of each and every so often that with the aid of fact she grew to become into single while she raised him, she tried to variety of "mould" him into the appropriate gents she was hoping sooner or later she'd be waiting to locate (if this is clever). while she have been given remarried and had yet another youngster (fiance's brother) the dad took an energetic section in elevating him. The bro continues to be a sweetheart, yet he's unquestionably no longer courteous, gentle, or humble. The dad enrolled him in wrestling, soccer and soccer, so he's unquestionably greater "tough around the perimeters". that is their 2 distinctive personalities yet i think of it does have something to do with the male presence. i think of that if my fiance's mom grew to become into an extremely-feminist, then he surely could have been brainwashed as a infant. He continuously looked as much as his mom and sought her approval (after being left through pop), so i will see how this could truthfully happen. luckily, this grew to become into no longer the case with my destiny hubby :)
2016-11-26 20:12:39 · answer #2 · answered by chasse 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She made a mistake. She could've told him not to divorce his wife. By the way, this one's a good one!
2007-01-04 14:27:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gross but kinda funny
2007-01-04 14:25:59 · answer #4 · answered by Pantherempress 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My momma said women are the devil.
2007-01-04 14:27:51 · answer #5 · answered by schlepp 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
gross but funny
2007-01-04 15:15:48 · answer #6 · answered by kierstensmom102705 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is soooooooo Funny, and gross!!!!!
2007-01-04 14:27:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋