Psychiatric hotline - RING RING RING -
“Welcome to Psychiatric hotline… If you are obsessive compulsive please press 1 repeatedly… If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2. If you have multi-personalities, please press 3,4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid delusional, we know who you are and what you want – just stay on the line so that we can trace the call…
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press…. If you are manic depressive, it doesn’t matter which number you press, no one will answer.”
2007-01-04 13:50:24 · 13 answers · asked by Helen 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good 1 lol 10/10
2007-01-04 18:45:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-01-04 22:25:44 · answer #2 · answered by Bella 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one helen 9/10
2007-01-05 03:19:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one girl 10/10/lol
2007-01-05 04:22:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds logical.
Makes sense!
That's life!
How sad!
THERE COMING TO TAKE ME AWAY HEE HEE
THERE COMING TO TAKE ME AWAY HAW HAW
CUTE HELEN! lol
2007-01-04 21:55:22 · answer #5 · answered by Penny Mae 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice!
2007-01-04 21:55:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahahahahaha funny
2007-01-04 22:24:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha good one
2007-01-05 03:27:34 · answer #8 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i've read this some where before
2007-01-04 22:54:24 · answer #9 · answered by [♥[Megan]♥] 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny!
2007-01-04 23:08:56 · answer #10 · answered by glgl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋