I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend the other day. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd like to meet up and maybe rekindle a little of that magic.
"Wow!" I said, "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now. I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me."
She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the challenge!
"Yeah", I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistband that's a few inches wider these days."
She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me, saying that she thought tubby bald men were cute.
"Anyway, I've put on a couple of pounds myself," she giggled.
So I told her to fcuk off.
2007-01-04 13:42:56 · 17 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
great stuff ! i cant stop laughing at this .
2007-01-04 13:46:32 · answer #1 · answered by wilbur2lot 3 · 5⤊ 1⤋
Yes, you were cruel (VERY!). You owe her an apology, big time, that is if she will even speak to you. Why is it okay for a guy to put on a few pounds and be considered 'cuddly' but for a girl they are just 'fat'. I'm a 'cuddly' girl who has a fantastic guy - it's the inner being that counts - if she's beautiful there, then shame on you....
2007-01-04 14:19:01 · answer #2 · answered by jintyb 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
a little but is she didn't get the message after all that then maybe she needed that. by the way if she was "gorgeous" way not rekindle the magic?!?!?
2007-01-04 15:14:52 · answer #3 · answered by Sage 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Aaarrr!! you was a teeny bit cruel baldy!!
Why dont you take her out, bet you both look good together.
All that pale flubber and your shiny barnet!!
and both have some lovely CAKE!!
Then sweat it off together
Have fun you CHEEKY FAT B......D!!!
xxxx
2007-01-04 14:22:32 · answer #4 · answered by NIcole 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
well done !
i dont date women with a waist line biger than 27 inches.
i have a wieght limit too ( 129 ).
2007-01-04 13:49:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
yeah a little bit she was just being honest you gained a few pounds 2
2007-01-04 13:47:38 · answer #6 · answered by cclycantu 1 · 1⤊ 2⤋
omg cnt bleve u did that that was soooo cruel neva mynd cruel blimin.....
u neva no she myt av bin the one and that
u shopuld of told her ur nt redy to gt bak to gether nt SWEAR t her
arrgghhhh
(lol)
2007-01-05 00:04:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
To bad you weren't looking in the mirror when you said that.
2007-01-04 13:48:41 · answer #8 · answered by btmlsswatertrough 1 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Yes you were cruel, she was being nice and you told her off. That wasn't nice.
2007-01-04 13:50:02 · answer #9 · answered by neon1972 1 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Well done. I would have told the fat b itch where to go as well
2007-01-04 13:46:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
i like that type of humour, but you really are a sexist barsteward
2007-01-04 13:49:05 · answer #11 · answered by qwerty 3 · 5⤊ 1⤋