but for you English, we will call this guy a chav. He has been stranded for months on a desert island and one day this blonde wetsuit-clad woman bounds out of the sea to rescue him.
'I am here to rescue you!' she shouts, 'But first I will grant you three wishes'.
Without a moment's hesitation the chav asks for three pints of Stella. The blonde slightly unzips her wet suit and pulls out three ice-cold cans of Stella and hands them to him.
'You have two more wishes,' she reminds him as he swigs his beer.
'Have ye got a ***-end?' he asks.
'I can do better than that ...' and she hands him a Kensitas Club.
'And for your third wish?' she asks, her finger on her zipper.
The chav frowns and thinks.
'Have ye got a telly with Tricia on it?' he finally asks.
'Aww ..' she pouts , 'Do you not want to play around?'
''Brilliant!' shouts the chav triumphantly. 'Don't tell me you've got a set of golf clubs in there as well!'
2007-01-04 13:38:16 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You cruel heartless beast.Mushrooms are people too
2007-01-04 13:51:25 · answer #1 · answered by ? 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yup, neds 1 - chavs 1.
2007-01-04 21:42:14 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Robin♥ (Scot,UK) 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Scally's or Steeks in Northern Ireland (I know thats not the answer you want but I'm just letting ya know ;) )
2007-01-04 21:41:57 · answer #3 · answered by mcascadd 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
aw he could've had naughties
2007-01-05 03:29:53 · answer #4 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.!!!
2007-01-04 23:07:41 · answer #5 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋