A man wakes up one morning with the filthiest hangover and no recollection of the night before. Slowly opening his eyes, he sees a bottle of aspirin and a glass of water on the bedside table.
He looks around the room to find his clothes are on the dresser, neatly folded, with a clean shirt on top. The bedroom is immaculate. On the bedside table is a note, which says, 'Darling, your breakfast is in the kitchen. I love you.'
Downstairs, he finds his favourite cereal, croissants, fresh OJ and freshly brewed coffee laid out waiting for him, along with the morning paper - and his 15-year-old son, who is finishing his own breakfast.
'Tell me, son,' he asks, 'what happened last night?'
'Well, says the boy, 'you came home so blind drunk you didn't even know your own name. You nearly broke the door down, then you were sick in the hallway, then you knocked the furniture over and when Mum tried to calm you down, you thought she was the police, so you gave her a black eye.'
'Christ!' says th
2007-01-04 13:31:10 · 13 answers · asked by Helen 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Christ says the man. 'Then how come my clothes are all folded, the house is tidy and my breakfast is ready?'
'When Mum dragged you into the bedroom and tried to get your trousers off to put you into bed, you shouted at her, 'Get your filthy hands off me, you whore, I'm married!''
2007-01-04 13:34:02 · update #1
Hahaha I got it and it was funny too if it was my man being faith full so ill run him a bath too lol
2007-01-04 13:42:49 · answer #1 · answered by fifagirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have heard this B4,but a good joke. I give you 9/10!
2007-01-04 21:36:29 · answer #2 · answered by soonergirl_2012 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Someone posted that earlier this evening.
It's funny though.
2007-01-04 22:18:54 · answer #3 · answered by Lola 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg i can't believe these people don't get it!! Funny!!!
The wife was happy that her husband wouldn't have sex w/ a whore while he was drunk. So she rewarded him!!!
2007-01-04 21:38:17 · answer #4 · answered by Toto! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i love that one even though it's third time i've heard it,someone else posted that this week
2007-01-04 21:59:01 · answer #5 · answered by OnTheProwl007 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why are people confused?? Thats a genius joke
2007-01-05 03:31:16 · answer #6 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep, that's funny! If only it were true ...
2007-01-04 21:41:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay.!!!
Saw that today on the net.!!!
2007-01-04 23:09:59 · answer #8 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe...good one, never heard it before!
2007-01-04 21:58:20 · answer #9 · answered by a heart so big 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'm confused
2007-01-04 21:36:02 · answer #10 · answered by Cheshire Princess 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋