Ice Fishing Blondes
There was a competition between a team of blondes and a team of brunettes to see who could catch the most fish icefishing. Once the contest started, it was clear that the brunettes were going to win, as they kept pulling out fish after fish. Soon, the blondes got worried and sent over one of their team to see what the brunettes were doing differently. A few minutes later, the blonde comes running back.
"A hole! You need to put a hole in the ice!"
2007-01-04 12:51:15 · 29 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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Why don`t you come to my hospital and I can stop you feeling sick ********!
If you don`t like the jokes don`t bloody read them then! Grow up.
2007-01-04 13:12:05 · update #1
Tink you just made my boring night better keep up the good work
2007-01-04 14:23:47 · answer #1 · answered by LCee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny.. I can somehow understand that..
My blond friend would go ice fishing in the summer time, she said it was a lot warmer that way.
I went ice fishing once... caught three large chunks of ice and a lot of ice cubes..
A blond ice fisher woman caught the biggest chunk of ice around, and they gave it to her as her trophy... she mounted it on her wall...
the next day, she saw that it was gone, and called the police, to report the theft.
2007-01-04 13:02:09 · answer #2 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
a man goes ice fishing but after an hour he hasnt caught anything, he hears a voice
"There is no fish under the ice"
he thinks its god but none the less he continues fishing
an hour and no catches later he hears the same voice
"there is no fish under the ice"
and a third time "This is the ice rink manager, for the third and final time, there is no fish under the ice"!!!!!!!!!
2007-01-04 13:07:51 · answer #3 · answered by cozyslegend 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
GREAT!! I actually know a blonde (close relative) that would read that and not see what's funny about it as she would fit right in with the other blondes.
2007-01-04 12:52:41 · answer #4 · answered by Strikernow 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Love them blond jokes, 8 & thumbs up.
2007-01-04 13:14:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. This is a great Blonde joke! LOL.
Thanks for the laugh, and have a great day!
2007-01-05 21:54:19 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha im a blond and very good at fishing thank u.
2007-01-04 12:54:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not funny. I'm a blonde
2007-01-04 12:56:47 · answer #8 · answered by skipdip 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
mixed answers there tink could be they are grumpy good joke 10/10
2007-01-04 18:34:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Cute. 9/10.
2007-01-04 12:52:55 · answer #10 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋