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I guess you like sucking roaches? guess you have a big mouth that fills up easily... .

otherwise get off the floor!

"You Dirty Rat!"

2007-01-04 13:00:12 · answer #1 · answered by fluxpattern® 5 · 0 1

You'd best not sleep with your mouth open then, may I suggest that you stick a plaster over your mouth before you go to sleep, that should help to keep them out.

2007-01-07 12:56:31 · answer #2 · answered by Sierra One 7 · 0 0

u seriously need to talk to ur landlord cause thats nasty do u have a girl and does she kiss u first thing i think im gonna be sick oh yeah try taping ur mouth before u go sleep lol

2007-01-05 01:44:18 · answer #3 · answered by zagars07 2 · 0 0

you should feel flattered. they obviously see your mouth as a comfy zone. and don't worry about them walking off and leaving you high and dry. they apparently harbour 3 generations in their selves, so plenty of company for you!! however if you are talking about the cigarette variety i believe you need a few tips on rolling up. tally ho!

2007-01-04 13:50:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

lol u class my friend, nothing is up with this it is perfectly normal for new yorkers to wake with roaches in the gob

2007-01-04 13:01:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

i would say cut down on the buckets,then you wont fall asleep in the ashtray.or do more buckets ,then you wont have any roaches in the ashtray.mmmmmmmmm

2007-01-07 08:31:11 · answer #6 · answered by jinxs 1 · 0 0

It's disgusting!!! What you'll have to do is to spray a deadly insecticide around your place right away!!! Do it when you leave your place, and close it perfectly (I mean seal your room), so when you come back they're dead.

2007-01-04 13:03:41 · answer #7 · answered by manitatraviesa 2 · 0 0

Ok you got me! I didn't think anyone could say something that would completely make me sick on this site. You win!! Now that you have had this fantastic accomplishment, would you mind contributing something.

2007-01-04 13:15:09 · answer #8 · answered by thirsty mind 6 · 0 1

You should clean your room....But roaches are pretty lol xD

2007-01-04 12:57:04 · answer #9 · answered by MO-R-SA 5 · 0 1

there are probably roaches in your house
i would call an exterminator

2007-01-04 12:54:41 · answer #10 · answered by I run... 3 · 1 1

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