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to 4 billion years for all we know, but he wants us to say 6 days, so we say six, you know the FSM is rumored to have created his universe in 1 day, maybe this God fellow was just trying to keep up"?

2007-01-04 12:46:25 · 20 answers · asked by Insulting Other Participants 2 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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SPOILER WARNING: JESUS DIES

or a disclaimer.

DISCLAIMER: THIS BOOK IS A WORK OF FICTION. DO NOT TAKE IT LITERALLY.

2007-01-04 12:48:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

The universe is a few 13.7 billion years previous, and stepped forward via in uncomplicated terms naturalistic approaches. A theory that God had something to do with the formation of the universe is faith based, and human beings who declare the universe originated 6000 years in the past and grew to become into created in 6 days have abandoned all good judgment and technology. The Earth shaped 4.5 billion years in the past from gravity and electrostatics pulling clumps of rely mutually in a protoplanetary disk. there is surely 0 reason to think God had something to do with this.

2016-10-06 11:03:50 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

You are referring to the book of Genesis. Are you actually suggesting that the carefully translated text be adjusted to coincide with your interpretation of reality?

Evolution is still a theory. It may be taught as fact in some schools across the country (just as scientist used to promote the spontaneous generation theory)~ but it is being abandoned by scientist who can no longer sustain a belief that life sprang from non-life (a violation of the most primary of biological laws.) That is why so many former evolutionists are embracing the "intelligent design" model. Of course, many of them find it easier to believe that we are here because intelligent life from someplace else placed us ~ or original DNA ~ here. But this only complicates the issue ~ so where did THAT intelligent life come from?

There are evolutionary creationists who believe as you do. There are literal creationists who believe that a day is a day is a day.

2007-01-12 09:35:19 · answer #3 · answered by CallaLillie 2 · 0 0

Dan Bern said:

"They say God works in mysterious ways
God does not work in mysterious ways
God is predictable
God is organized
But God has a lifetime that's so very very LONG
Compared to yours or mine
It's like if you were a bug and you crawled around the world
And you did it again and again and again and again
Like trillions of times 'till your tiny little tracks
Created so much erosion that the earth looked like a
Sphere with its center strip cut out
Like a humungous yo-yo
Lying on its side
That's like an afternoon stroll before dinner for God"




See the full song lyrics below:

2007-01-12 06:11:39 · answer #4 · answered by JD 2 · 0 0

No need to channge it because it ALREADY says he did it in 6 literal days>>>

" By the Word of the Lord were the heavens created, and all the host by the breath of His mouth. For HE SPAKE AND IT WAS DONE; HE COMMANDED AND IT STOOD FAST". (psalm 33:9)

Also read exodus 20:11

2007-01-04 12:49:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Okay first of all you've got the story wrong. The universe was not made in six days just the earth was made in six days.

2007-01-04 13:11:05 · answer #6 · answered by I-o-d-tiger 6 · 0 0

That would be the same as saying that there were 5 New York minutes in a day. We don't know.

2007-01-04 12:51:54 · answer #7 · answered by Cold Fart 6 · 0 0

I have more proof that man took 150 years to ruin Texas or North Mexico than I have to say "god" created anything more than confusion and hate to all other unbelievers

2007-01-04 12:49:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

People like you are always trying to change something. Best leave that one alone and go sweep the floor instead. You spend too much time thinking of nothing without any value.

2007-01-04 12:53:02 · answer #9 · answered by Norskeyenta 6 · 0 0

NO. The evening (dark part of day) and morning (light part of the day) were the day. Therefore the days were approximately 24 hours long. (not much would survive a million your night)

2007-01-05 03:51:31 · answer #10 · answered by hasse_john 7 · 0 0

First you must realize the the Bible explains itself if you let it. Now the days of creation were outside of any time in eternity and there was no I repeat no nights in creation. Was called the morning and evening of the first day. Also if you read latter in the story you will see the Lamb of God or the Logos or light of God was the very first of creation not the Heavens and earth. Here is the proof that Jesus was first before time started; John 1:1 In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.
Now a word is a thought expressed and Jesus was the first thought of God living in eternity. Here is more proof Jesus did all of this; Colossians 1:15 Who is the image of the invisible God, the firstborn of every creature:
Colossians 1:18 And he is the head of the body, the church: who is the beginning, the firstborn from the dead; that in all things he might have the preeminence.
Ephesians 3:9 And to make all men see what is the fellowship of the mystery, which from the beginning of the world hath been hid in God, who created all things by Jesus Christ:
This says very plainly Jesus created all things. Again simular words about Jesus saying he is first and creator; Colossians 1:15 Who is the image of the invisible God, the firstborn of every creature:
16 For by him were all things created, that are in heaven, and that are in earth, visible and invisible, whether they be thrones, or dominions, or principalities, or powers: all things were created by him, and for him:
17 And he is before all things, and by him all things consist.
Now the Bible does teach that a day in Heaven is LIKE 1000 years but it does not say it is such. 2 Peter 3:8 But, beloved, be not ignorant of this one thing, that one day is with the Lord as a thousand years, and a thousand years as one day.
So God or Jesus Christ created the heavens and earth in 6 thousand years in eternity and time as we know it started at the fall of mankind and we are living right now in the 6th thousandth year of Time and Space about to produce Adam and Eve to the world to rule the world as we know it. Adams name is the Anti-Christ in Bible terms and these are the nights left out of the story in the beginning. But this is Satans world not Gods and Satan is the Power of the Air and the God and Ruler of this world as stated in the Bible; Proverbs 29:2 When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice: but when the wicked beareth rule, the people mourn.
Notice how the devil offers Jesus power and authority if he will worship Satan, but Jesus refuses; Matthew 4:8Again, the devil taketh him up into an exceeding high mountain, and sheweth him all the kingdoms of the world, and the glory of them;
9And saith unto him, All these things will I give thee, if thou wilt fall down and worship me.
10Then saith Jesus unto him, Get thee hence, Satan: for it is written, Thou shalt worship the Lord thy God, and him only shalt thou serve.
But then also look how the Devil hides himself and fools people from the truth; 2 Corinthians 4:4 In whom the god of this world hath blinded the minds of them which believe not, lest the light of the glorious gospel of Christ, who is the image of God, should shine unto them.
And yet God of Heaven chooses foolish thing to confound these same people; 1 Corinthians 1:21 For after that in the wisdom of God the world by wisdom knew not God, it pleased God by the foolishness of preaching to save them that believe.
1 Corinthians 1:27 But God hath chosen the foolish things of the world to confound the wise; and God hath chosen the weak things of the world to confound the things which are mighty;
Yes the whole story makes sense if you take the time to read the whole story

2007-01-04 13:26:21 · answer #11 · answered by sirromo4u 4 · 0 0

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