There was an old lady who would come out every morning on the steps of her front porch, raise her arms to the sky, and shout, "Praise the Lord!"
One day an atheist moved into the house next door. Over time, he became irritated at the little old lady. So every morning he would step out onto his front porch and yell after her, "There is no Lord!"
Time passed with the two of them carrying on the way every day. Then one morning in the middle of winter, the little old lady stepped onto her front porch and shouted, "Praise the Lord! Lord, I have no food and I am starving. Please provide for me, oh Lord!"
The next morning, she stepped onto her porch and there were two huge bags of groceries sitting there. "Praise the Lord!" she cried out. "He has provided groceries for me!" The atheist jumped out of the hedges and shouted, "There is no Lord. I bought those groceries!" The little old lady threw her arms into the air and shouted, "Praise the Lord! He has provided me with groceries and He made the devil pay for them!"
2007-01-04 12:45:56 · 10 answers · asked by jonny boy 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny... Good to know devil has a heart after all. I guess I can expect better things from our local devil: the VP of finance at work ! I'll have to ask the VP of finance where my groceries are. I am thinking about sending him monkey dance... but that will mean I get fired for sure. Better to go for the groceries.
2007-01-04 12:55:27 · answer #1 · answered by skipdip 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Yep. LOL.
I love this Joke! 10*.
Thanks for the laughs, and have a great day!
2007-01-06 05:56:09 · answer #2 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one! 10/10.
2007-01-04 20:48:48 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes it was funny i keep laughing
2007-01-04 21:05:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hallelujah... that's called keeping your faith..
and telling a good joke, a decent one, at that.
2007-01-04 20:54:50 · answer #5 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2007-01-04 21:56:41 · answer #6 · answered by Cheshire Princess 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
awesomely great
2007-01-04 20:56:09 · answer #7 · answered by straitjacket feeling 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-01-04 20:55:32 · answer #8 · answered by I hate carrots 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ehh. so-so
2007-01-04 20:51:26 · answer #9 · answered by MOOP 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was good.
2007-01-04 20:50:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋