A Packer fan, a Viking fan and a Bear fan were all in Saudi Arabia ,
sharing a smuggled crate of booze. All of a sudden the Saudi police rushed
in and arrested them. The mere possession of alcohol is a severe offense in
Saudi Arabia , so for the terrible crime of actually being caught consuming
the booze, they were sentenced to death!
However, with the help of very good lawyers, they were able to successfully
appeal their sentence down to life imprisonment. By a stroke of luck, it was
a Saudi National holiday the day their trial finished, and the extremely
benevolent Sheik decided they could be released after receiving just 20
lashes each of the whip. As they were preparing for their punishment, the
Sheik suddenly said, "It's my first wife's birthday today, and she has asked
me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping."
The Viking fan was first in line (he had drank the least), so he thought
about this for a while and then said, "Please tie a pillow to my back."
This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the whip went
through. The Viking fan had to be carried away bleeding and crying with pain
when the punishment was done.
The Packer fan was next up (he almost finished an entire fifth by himself),
and after watching the scene, said "All Right! Please fix two pillows on my
back." But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes before the whip went
through again, sending the Packer fan out crying like a little girl.
The Bear fan was the last one up (he had finished off the crate), but before
he could say anything, the Sheik turned to him and said, "You support the
greatest team in the world, your team has some of the best and most loyal
football fans in the world. For this, you may have two wishes!"
"Thanks, your most Royal highness," the Bear fan replies. "In recognition of
your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not 20, but 100 lashes."
"Not only are you an honorable, handsome and powerful man, you are also very
brave," the Sheik says with an admiring look on his face. "If 100 lashes is
what you desire, then so be it. And your second wish? What is it to be?"
the Sheik asks.
"Tie the Packer fan to my back..."
GO BEARS!!!!!
2007-01-04 12:21:53 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
jcp, I have to admit, I got this in an e-mail. I wish I was that clever.
2007-01-04 12:40:54 · update #1
HAHAHAHHA man thats great
but if u woulda said the vikings fan i would have had to eat u
2007-01-04 12:25:10 · answer #1 · answered by wa_tailback2 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thumbs up
2007-01-04 12:28:17 · answer #2 · answered by Stuka 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny! I got a joke.
A man decided he was going to start a chicken farm so thought he would get a rooster, a hen, and a donkey to haul them back to the farm....trust me he wasnt thinkin to clearly but he stumbles across a peasant selling roosters so he tells the peasant to get him the best, strongest rooster he has so the peasant retrieves the rooster but cautions the man that they are no longer called rooster but they are called peckers. Well the man goes on about his way looking for a young hen when he comes across another peasant selling young hens. He tells the peasant to get his the best egg-layer he can find so the peasant retrieves the young hen but tells the man they are not called young hens anymore but hat they are called pullets. The man goes on to find his donkey.....he comes across another peasant selling donkeys and he tells the peasant to find him the srongest, smartest donkey he has cuz hes going to ride it home to the chicken ranch he bought. well the peasant retrieves the donkey but tells the man that there is two things about the donkey he must know...they are not called donkeys anymore they are called asses and when the *** stops walking you must scratch him on the rear....well the man headed on home and he has his rooster in one hand, his hen in the other and hes riding this donkey home, suddenly the donkey STOPS. well he trying to figure out how he is going to scratch this donkeys rear without one of his chickens getting loose...in the meantime a beautifull young woman is walking by when the man stops her and says : WILL YOU HOLD MY PECKER AND PULLET WHILE I SCRATCH MY ***?
2007-01-04 13:09:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fine
2007-01-04 12:24:15 · answer #4 · answered by Dowon Q 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fantastic!
2007-01-04 12:27:05 · answer #5 · answered by happy_southernlady 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Silly but kinda funny. 8/10.
2007-01-04 12:25:30 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's great! Just switch teams around if you like a team not mentioned and put their rival in. Although I kind of saw it coming.....If you made this one up yourself, I'd say it's great.
2007-01-04 12:28:21 · answer #7 · answered by jcp_bos2003 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Good,Go Bears !!
2007-01-04 12:28:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha...pretty funny
2007-01-04 12:24:41 · answer #9 · answered by TroubleRose 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha! thats a good1
2007-01-04 12:33:12 · answer #10 · answered by ellie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋