Moses spent 40 days on a mountain, and came back with 10 rules. My guess is, if God were a woman Moses would have been back within 2 days, with at least 640 rules.
What say you?
(and please feel sorry for me tomorrow morning, when my girlfriend reads this)
2007-01-04 12:04:20 · 17 answers · asked by ? 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
The bible would have been MUCH better off. Women prioritize and organize much better.
2007-01-04 12:09:47 · answer #1 · answered by Cold Fart 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm I won't say anything about women in general, but if He were like some of the women I know personally, he would've come back in 80 days with 12,000 rules.
2007-01-04 20:07:31 · answer #2 · answered by The Doctor 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Your question would be more relevant if you asked about Moses being a woman, he wrote the commandments, not god. God is an imaginary being
2007-01-04 20:08:30 · answer #3 · answered by Nemesis 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
What are saying? Gods not a Woman?
2007-01-04 20:09:41 · answer #4 · answered by Timothy S 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Definately something about the socks going in the basket and not being left on the ground.
2007-01-04 20:16:09 · answer #5 · answered by Pilgrim 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You do have 640 rules. Read Deuteronomy recently?
Edit - Marianne beat me to it. :)
2007-01-04 20:06:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
every religion has similar "golden rule"
thou shall
(from a woman)
uuuhhhhhhhhhh
none
a Goddess wouldn't give a command, can't make up her dang mind
but some say
treat others/self with respect
2007-01-04 20:11:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
no. God has no gender. he is not a man or woman. we call Him Him because that was the domanant species then and we stuck with it.
i dont feel sorry for you. your a sexist.
2007-01-04 20:12:59 · answer #8 · answered by Catholic 14 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your sick and messed up, and not presenting women in a true light.
She would have just talked about herself fo 40 days, while he looked at his watch and said uhhuh and hmmm alot. Then, because she was so self engroced, she would have said to him, "I like you. YO're a really good listener."
And he wouldn't have had any rules to write down, because they would change too often for writing them down to be useful.
2007-01-04 20:08:22 · answer #9 · answered by Sammer (Jim W) 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
well guess what, moses ended up with about 613 rules....they are still followed today....
2007-01-04 20:06:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋