A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any Bread?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, we have no bread."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, we haven't got any f***ing bread."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any f***ing bread,
ask me
Again and I'll nail your f***ing beak to the bar, you irritating
B*****d of A
f***ing bird!"
Duck says: "Got any nails?"
Barman says: "No"
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
2007-01-04 11:55:20 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha, yes it is
2007-01-04 11:57:48 · answer #1 · answered by ♥♪♫[K]ath² [BUTT '14 ツ]♫♪♥™ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bet theres a gun behind that Bar. lol good one
2007-01-04 20:00:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It is but it's funny! 10/10. Ha Ha Ha!
2007-01-04 19:58:22 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This one actually made me LOL!!!:o)
2007-01-04 19:58:49 · answer #4 · answered by Leah 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ahahahahahahhaahahahahahahahhahahahaahhahahaha finnmymymym(doooooosad
2007-01-04 20:13:59 · answer #5 · answered by Dowon Q 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
funny
2007-01-04 20:01:27 · answer #6 · answered by anyaha04 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very annoying
2007-01-04 20:12:14 · answer #7 · answered by Huh! 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-01-04 19:58:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol---I like it!
2007-01-04 19:58:13 · answer #9 · answered by I hate carrots 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, lol
2007-01-05 15:03:26 · answer #10 · answered by Sir Nigel 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋