A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist. The doctor took one look at this woman and all his professionalism went out the window. He immediately told her to undress.
After she had disrobed the doctor began to stroke her thigh. Doing so, he asked her, "Do you know what I'm doing?"
"Yes," she replied, "you're checking for any abrasions or dermatological abnormalities."
"That is right," said the doctor. He then began to fondle her breasts. "Do you know what I'm doing now?" he asked.
"Yes," the woman said, "you're checking for any lumps or breast cancer. "Correct," replied the shady doctor.
Finally, he mounted his patient and started having sexual intercourse with her. He asked, "Do you know what I'm doing now?"
The lady says "yes you're getting herpes" that's why I came today.
2007-01-04 11:19:37 · 18 answers · asked by OnTheProwl007 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ouch! That's too funny! 10/10!
2007-01-04 11:22:15 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2015-09-24 20:23:05 · answer #2 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Yep. Retribution! LOL.
Classic.
Have a great day!
2007-01-05 22:37:59 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is funny. Good job!
2007-01-04 11:22:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny but yuck
2007-01-04 11:43:03 · answer #5 · answered by i_love_orange_crush_05 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha wow that is funny
2007-01-04 11:21:45 · answer #6 · answered by BM33 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like that it's funny to me
2007-01-04 11:23:47 · answer #7 · answered by 4 real 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. that was 2 funny!!!
2007-01-04 11:40:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Luv it when they get what they deserve- that's justice.
2007-01-04 11:25:08 · answer #9 · answered by schlepp 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's what he gets ! LOL
2007-01-04 11:30:07 · answer #10 · answered by Dumb Dave 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋