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It knackered that old lady, what should I do.
My budgie looks scared

2007-01-04 11:17:39 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets Birds

22 answers

When you go to sleep tonight, you might swallow a spider anyway, so i would go straight for budgie on toast for breakfast.

2007-01-04 11:20:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Swallow that spider but see if you can stop before munching on your budgie .... though, if you really have to then go for it ... unless of course you don't have access to a cat - or a dog.

Goats too are pretty hard to come by after midnight, though once you've found a goat, then it's likely there will be a cow around there somewhere. I don't think that it matters whether or not it is a dairy or beef animal - though personally I'd avoid any showing signs of mad cow disease. .

Definately stop then. DO NOT SWALLOW THE HORSE.

Seconds thoughts ... a quick snort of fly spray (aim for the back of the throat) should do the trick without the need to eat all these raw animals. Good luck.

2007-01-04 12:29:42 · answer #2 · answered by Solow 6 · 1 1

Course it will work
Hide the budgie from the
Horses...

Goats..

Birds..

Me..

Low flying Dolfins
Heffalumps
or anything else that might stick in her throat

2007-01-04 12:35:32 · answer #3 · answered by Vinny 3 · 0 1

You really have no choice here. If you have any conscience whatsoever, you must swallow a spider ASAP. I don't know why, but remember, those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it.

2007-01-04 11:24:21 · answer #4 · answered by and_y_knot 6 · 1 1

you're funny, I don't normally smile at this time in the morning (6.30)!
Thanks for setting me up right for the rest of the day.
Hope your budgie makes it! lol

2007-01-04 17:31:54 · answer #5 · answered by HowdoIknowthat?? 1 · 0 0

I doubt it works at all. Just drink some water to flush it through your system.

2007-01-04 11:21:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

And why would you swollow a fly. Sure go ahead and swollow the spider, make sure it is a black widow or brown recluse they are the best.

2007-01-04 11:37:23 · answer #7 · answered by trhwsh 5 · 2 1

depends on how big the fly is to wat size the spider should be

even then non taste good or better still keep your mouth closed

dont worry though on average the human consumes about nine spiders a year whilst sleep

2007-01-04 11:25:35 · answer #8 · answered by dazbruce1 2 · 0 1

Only one way to find out

2007-01-04 11:25:59 · answer #9 · answered by Minx 7 · 0 1

drink lots of water and let your stomach acid do the rest

2007-01-04 23:21:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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