If he's got a quarter pounder he's a Macdonald
2007-01-04 11:16:28 · 22 answers · asked by jabelite 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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Why was the Scotsman arrested for indecent exposure?
It was a hot day and he kept wiping his face with his kilt.
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McTavish is on his death bed. He calls over his friend Hamish and says, "I have a bottle of 25year-old Irish whisky under my pillow. When I'm dead would you do me a kindness and pour it over my grave?"
"Of course I will," replies Hamish. "No problem....though I might be passing it through my kidneys first." ;)
2007-01-05 07:45:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
there is an encyclopedia of Scottish clans the situation you will discover each and all of the distinctive forms of colours. There are too loads of them to remember. yet i think of that may no longer to any extent further the colour of kilt yet of the plaid which tells to which prolonged kin somebody belongs.
2016-11-26 19:43:23 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aaaww!! heeheeheeHaHaHa!!
You hit a Good One this time! LOL.
Kudos! 10*
Thanks for the laughs!
2007-01-05 22:45:25 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And if it looks like a chocolate bar he must be a O'Henry?
2007-01-04 11:42:07 · answer #4 · answered by schlepp 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaha! Never heard that one before!
2007-01-04 11:23:14 · answer #5 · answered by OhWhatCanIDo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Could be a ' Makin Toss' especially if its raining.
2007-01-04 11:21:03 · answer #6 · answered by Whistler R 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
boo dum tsssshhh
2007-01-04 11:28:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one Chief.!!!
2007-01-04 11:20:45 · answer #8 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
heard better but not bad
2007-01-04 20:42:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
terrible
2007-01-04 11:30:09 · answer #10 · answered by Roadkill 4 lunch 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋