A scot pulled up and said he thought the engine might be flooded.
I asked "are you a mechanic?"
He said "NO, I'M A MCTAVISH"
A while later another drunken scotsman asked me what was wrong, I said "Piston Broke"
He Replied "AND SO AM I"
So I flagged another motorist down and asked if he could help me,
he said "I'm not a mechanic, I'm a chiropodist"
So I asked "well can you give me a toe?"
2007-01-04 11:15:04 · 17 answers · asked by jabelite 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Why didn't you ask for help from you're two Injun Ears?
2007-01-04 11:22:24 · answer #1 · answered by dawleymouse 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Here's another one: what do you call a good joke? That one. Here's another one: An angel knocked on a door and asked the owner of the house where she should put it. And that's how the tradition of the angel on top of the christmas tree came to be.
2007-01-04 11:20:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wellbeing an motor vehicle technician for over 20 yrs I surely have in no way been in a project like this. yet being a tech for over 20 yrs I surely have considered some humorous ones like the day a adult adult males motor vehicle grew to become into towed in with the aid of fact the final rear wheel assembly and axle have been long previous. or while a woman crammed her motor vehicle up with diesel gasoline went it grew to become right into a gasoline engine. Or while a motor vehicle got here in and the cooling device grew to become right into a popsicle, that guy grew to become into very fortunate, in basic terms took me 2 days to that it out and upload some antifreeze :) only most of the numerous
2016-11-26 19:43:08 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute. 8/10.
2007-01-04 11:23:32 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lol 10/10
2007-01-04 11:24:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bet you then ' haggled' with the Haggis Man!
2007-01-04 11:18:28 · answer #6 · answered by Whistler R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one lol 10/10
2007-01-04 20:40:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good luck next visit to Scotland!
2007-01-04 11:30:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Love'em! You are on a roll! LOL.
Have a great day!
2007-01-05 22:47:42 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
could have just started running on the spot, least it would have kept your Injun running
2007-01-05 04:35:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋