So three guys try to get into heaven and St. Benjamin says, "Ok, the one with the most pathetic death will get in."
The first guys death...
I walked into my house when I heard running around so I looked around and I went into my wife's room and noticed that she was just cheating on me, so I rampage the house looking for the guy, and then I see a man hanging from my fire escape, and I think, "he's trying to get away". So I walk over and I grab a hammer and pound his fingers off, but that lucky guy falls in some bushes. So I push my fridge off the fire escape and kill him, but i felt so bad about doing this that I shot myself.
The second guy's death...
Well you see I was BASE Jumping and my parachute didnt open so I grabbed onto this guys fire escape luckily, but then he comes out and knocks me off, but i fall in some bushes, but then he pushes his fridge on me!
The third guys death...
Ok, picture this.......you're hiding naked in a fridge...
2007-01-04
10:27:51
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