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So three guys try to get into heaven and St. Benjamin says, "Ok, the one with the most pathetic death will get in."
The first guys death...
I walked into my house when I heard running around so I looked around and I went into my wife's room and noticed that she was just cheating on me, so I rampage the house looking for the guy, and then I see a man hanging from my fire escape, and I think, "he's trying to get away". So I walk over and I grab a hammer and pound his fingers off, but that lucky guy falls in some bushes. So I push my fridge off the fire escape and kill him, but i felt so bad about doing this that I shot myself.
The second guy's death...
Well you see I was BASE Jumping and my parachute didnt open so I grabbed onto this guys fire escape luckily, but then he comes out and knocks me off, but i fall in some bushes, but then he pushes his fridge on me!
The third guys death...
Ok, picture this.......you're hiding naked in a fridge...

2007-01-04 10:27:51 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

14 answers

Ha ha! Good one!

2007-01-04 10:31:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Ha Ha! So funny! 10/10!

2007-01-04 19:14:19 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

thats funny but st. peter is at heavens gate.

2007-01-04 18:47:45 · answer #3 · answered by BrittanyxAriel 2 · 0 0

OMG!! that is the funniest thing ever!! 10/10


lol

2007-01-04 18:30:50 · answer #4 · answered by jamie 3 · 1 0

lol .......... thats hillarious
:)

pretty much explains why they were all there at the same time .... super funny ...... i giv u 10/10 for this one!!

2007-01-04 18:45:13 · answer #5 · answered by tasha 3 · 0 0

lol hahahahh funny

2007-01-04 19:51:12 · answer #6 · answered by i_love_orange_crush_05 6 · 0 0

dude that was awesome. you're hecka funny.

2007-01-04 21:41:09 · answer #7 · answered by straitjacket feeling 2 · 0 0

that's a good one....made me giggle

2007-01-04 18:35:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

made me laugh

2007-01-04 18:37:46 · answer #9 · answered by kat 6 · 0 0

..ah the memories

2007-01-04 18:31:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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