A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet.
"My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?"
"Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him."
So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth.
Finally, he says "I'm going to have to put him down."
"What?Because he's cross-eyed?"
"No, because he's bloody heavy."
2007-01-04 10:00:08 · 15 answers · asked by pebbles26981 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol
2007-01-04 10:02:41 · answer #1 · answered by i ♥ sasuke 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I took my dog to the vet and the vet said He's Dead,
I said I wanted a second opinion so he brings in a labrador,
the labrador looks him up and down,then looks at the vet and shakes his head, the vet said "there, I told you he was dead.
I said"no way, you cant say that just cos some dog shakes his head".
So vet opens a waindow and in comes a cat, The cat looks him up and down then looks at the vet and shakes it's head,
The vet said "yep, your dogs definately dead"
I said "I don't believe you, I want a another opinoin"
"LOOK" said the vet "we've done a lab check and given him a catscan, YOUR DOGS DEAD!"
2007-01-04 18:07:56 · answer #2 · answered by jabelite 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny joke that. Here's another not quite as funny:-
Man goes to the doctors.
'Doctor take a look at this.'He takes out his penis and puts it on the table. The doctor examines it up and down and says I can't find anything wrong with it'
The man replies..'No,it's a good one is n't it?'
2007-01-04 19:58:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a blind man walks into a shop with his guide dog . the shop assistant watches as the man picks his dog up and starts to spin him round above his head . the assistant comes over and asks the blind man what he is doing , to which the blind man replys " just having a look around".
2007-01-04 18:05:05 · answer #4 · answered by woodchip1960 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont get it... is it supposed to mean that the dog is drunk? or high? or under the influence of something?
2007-01-04 18:03:25 · answer #5 · answered by looking for love this time 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny
2007-01-04 18:05:22 · answer #6 · answered by happybluebeauty 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like that thumbs up from me
2007-01-04 18:04:03 · answer #7 · answered by icygurl423152000 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! I liked that one!
2007-01-04 18:03:02 · answer #8 · answered by jenchell1994 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-01-04 18:05:29 · answer #9 · answered by bigtommywommy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i like it
2007-01-04 18:02:42 · answer #10 · answered by hartmarina 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LooooOOooooL
Nice ;)
2007-01-04 18:08:34 · answer #11 · answered by DxB 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋