I heard you have to go to the ends of the earth to get it!!!
2007-01-04 09:29:08 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Anyone who does know has much better things to do than hang out on the computer. Things like building entire civilizations with their beard only to brutally destroy them in the next moment for no reason other than demonstration of their monstrous, almost pornographically ridiculous power.
2007-01-04 09:32:45 · answer #1 · answered by Mike B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good luck with that - Chuck is one of a kind - plus I don't think you could get that mat of red hair he has on his back either. But if you must undetake this ordeal , order his physical fitness machine, the "Total Gym" - supposedly thats how he got so ripped.
2007-01-04 09:32:12 · answer #2 · answered by Terence 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hopefully you're speaking of another Chuck Norris that no ones aware of.
2007-01-04 09:33:55 · answer #3 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Get a facelift or botox and go to the gym a lot or take up martial arts.
2007-01-04 09:37:35 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
For the looks, choose your parents wisely. As for the kick - practice, baby, practice!
2007-01-04 09:31:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
chuck norris does have an interesting manly beard, however i think charles bronson could kick his arrse.
2007-01-04 09:31:01 · answer #6 · answered by Cookie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didn't know he had good looks, he must have lost them so just start looking around wherever he's been. The kick will need training to develop.
2007-01-04 09:31:12 · answer #7 · answered by Bored Enough To Be Here 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Try Blockbuster.
2007-01-04 09:31:04 · answer #8 · answered by bullwinkle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Um, I think he lost that when gravity took over the altitude of his rear end. And his nose, and his jawline.
2007-01-04 09:31:08 · answer #9 · answered by jam_please 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just by asking such a question, chuck norris will violently appear at your computer, round-house you along with the crappy computer you are at, and at the same time, with that same round-house, he will oust president bush and create world peace...
2007-01-04 09:32:35 · answer #10 · answered by steve w 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋