A dog, a rabbit and a porcupine go to a Mexican restaurant to have dinner and drinks after a long, hard work week. After placing their orders, the porcupine excuses himself and heads for the restroom. When the porcupine returns to the table, the dog looks at the rabbit and says...
2007-01-04 09:23:53 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
don't get too close, you don't know which one of those things he used
2007-01-04 09:35:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
He forgot the Vaseline
2007-01-04 09:32:35 · answer #2 · answered by Space Cadet 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no wonder he didn't order much. He had to go to the bathroom after just ordering!
2007-01-04 09:35:38 · answer #3 · answered by Ms. H 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Did you ask for a toothpick?
2007-01-04 09:27:11 · answer #4 · answered by jerryroreo1 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
where is the porcupine?
2007-01-04 09:32:11 · answer #5 · answered by gentle whisper 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I wounder how he sat down on the toilet.
2007-01-04 09:27:33 · answer #6 · answered by yankee_lost_in_ga 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
wonder how many pricks he used to unclog the toilet
2007-01-04 09:32:27 · answer #7 · answered by Darkstar 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Close that zipper ---somethings are poking out........
2007-01-04 11:16:18 · answer #8 · answered by Maw-Maw 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
must be hard to wipe
2007-01-04 09:26:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wonder if he really has a needle dick?
2007-01-04 09:27:10 · answer #10 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋