The Hormone Hostage.
The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands. This is a handy guide which should be as common as a driving license kept in the wallet of every husband/boyfriend.
1. Pass My Shotgun.
2. Psychotic Mood Shift.
3. Perpetual Munching Spree.
4. Puffy Mid Section.
5. People Make me Sick.
6. Provide Me with Sweets.
7. Pardon My Sobbing.
8. Pimples May Surface.
9. Pass My Sweatpants.
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome.
11. Plainly ; Men Suck.
12. Pack My Stuff.
And my favourite :
13. Potential Murder Suspect.
2007-01-04 08:40:31 · 17 answers · asked by JillPinky 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Sorry, I have copied this and sent it to my hubby, as am suffering from a case of "terminal grumpiness" according to him today.
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2007-01-04 11:29:38 · answer #1 · answered by mesmerized 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's great. Funny. 10/10.
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2016-12-15 10:01:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
good 1's lol 10/10
2007-01-04 08:45:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
OK Pass my shotgun.
2007-01-04 08:45:33 · answer #5 · answered by Puma 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Like that
2007-01-04 08:45:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Must show the wife lol, nice one.
2007-01-04 08:45:13 · answer #7 · answered by richard_beckham2001 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That explains everything. Thank you.
2007-01-04 08:47:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
all excuses for just plain bad beahaviour
2007-01-06 19:58:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
loved it so much i nearly
P1ssed My Self
2007-01-04 09:04:27 · answer #10 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋