Larry wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table.
He sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Larry looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean.
So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love you." So he goes to the kitchen, and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper.
His son is also at the table, eating.
Larry asks, "Son, what happened last night?"
His son says, "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and delirious, broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door."
Confused, Larry asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you said, "Lady, leave me alone, I'm married'!"
2007-01-04 08:36:44 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yes very good and if I could have I would have given you 2 thumbs up!
LOL
2007-01-04 08:58:06 · answer #1 · answered by Penny Mae 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bit Cruel And Funny Abit.
2016-05-23 03:35:44 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good for Larry!
2007-01-04 08:40:11 · answer #3 · answered by Puma 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very cute. 9/10.
2007-01-04 09:12:07 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a great one 10/10
2007-01-04 08:43:21 · answer #5 · answered by missree 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Clever joke!
2007-01-04 08:42:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute joke and had a laugh.
2007-01-04 09:04:49 · answer #7 · answered by Nancy M. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard that before, but it made me laugh again.
Good one.
2007-01-04 08:48:14 · answer #8 · answered by liskiehl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2007-01-04 08:41:25 · answer #9 · answered by sleepy_c 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...that's a very cute joke
2007-01-04 09:28:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋