A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on an overseas flight. After a few cocktails, the men began discussing their home lives.
"Last night I made love to my wife four times," the Frenchman bragged, "And this morning she made me delicious crepes and she told me how much she adored me."
"Ah, last night I made love to my wife six times," the Italian responded, "And this morning she made me a wonderful omelet and told me she could never love another man."
When the American remained silent, the Frenchman smugly asked, "And how many times did you make love to your wife last night?"
"Once," he replied.
"Only once?" the Italian arrogantly snorted. "And what did she say to you this morning?"
"Don't stop."
2007-01-04 08:26:35 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A funny joke and I loved it and had a good laugh.
2007-01-04 08:39:06 · answer #1 · answered by Nancy M. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice 1
2007-01-04 16:52:12 · answer #2 · answered by Dave B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like that one 10/10
2007-01-04 17:02:39 · answer #3 · answered by L.R.O. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-01-04 16:39:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good an funny 10/10
2007-01-04 16:38:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i take it you are married to an american lol 10/10
2007-01-05 04:15:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha like that one 9/10
2007-01-04 16:28:51 · answer #7 · answered by missree 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oi loik it!!! (said in the style of Louis Walsh)
2007-01-04 16:56:49 · answer #8 · answered by Ecko 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm proud to be an AMERICAN WOMAN!
Another good one!
2007-01-04 17:02:12 · answer #9 · answered by Penny Mae 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it. It happens a lot here.
2007-01-04 16:54:01 · answer #10 · answered by Jimfix 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋