A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. "My dog's cross eyed. Is there anything you can do for him?"
"Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him" So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth.
Finally, he says "I'm going to have to put him down."
"What? Because he's cross-eyed?"
"No, because he's really heavy"
2007-01-04 08:01:47 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hehehehehee. Made me chuckle.
2007-01-04 08:07:22 · answer #1 · answered by funmzire 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute. 9/10.
2007-01-04 09:30:54 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lol 10/10
2007-01-04 08:16:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
weak vet good one foxy 10/10
2007-01-04 08:07:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Teehee.
2007-01-04 08:04:11 · answer #5 · answered by meghanhappy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha that was a good one lol
2007-01-04 08:09:22 · answer #6 · answered by blank 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lollllllllll,poor dog
2007-01-04 08:15:00 · answer #7 · answered by A Daddy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cute
2007-01-04 08:07:06 · answer #8 · answered by angel2005_2001 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-01-04 08:04:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
took me a second, but that's so cute!!
2007-01-04 08:19:23 · answer #10 · answered by swsbcabg 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋