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leave them alone and they will come home

2007-01-04 06:07:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

2 points

2007-01-04 06:12:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Peep?


Brucie the strawberry salesman, was somewhat flirty with other women. Wanda suspected he was unfaithful, but had no proof.
Wanda thought, "If I could just catch him one time, it would scare him into being faithful to me".
When they were invited to a (full facial mask) masquerade party, it was an ideal time for her to work her plan of catching him "in the act".
While Brucie was busy playing golf, Wanda went to the rental store and selected their costumes for the party. She selected a full facial mask Zorro costume for him and a full facial mask Little Bo Peep costume for herself. She kept her selection (Little Bo Peep) a secret from Brucie.
On the night of the party, Wanda claimed to have a migraine headache, but gave Brucie the Zorro costume and insisted that he go alone while she waited at home.
30 minutes after Brucie had left in his Zorro outfit, Wanda quickly donned her full facial mask Little Bo Peep costume and went to the party.
Sure enough; when she got to the party, Zorro was flirting with all the other women. She watched carefully, but he didn't really "score" or even get intimate with them.
A large sign at the party read, "Disguise your voice".
Wanda thought, "I am fully disguised and he doesn't even know I am here. I will see if he will have sex with Little Bo Peep."
Little Bo Peep went over to Zorro and made a few advances. Zorro returned the favors and they soon left the party.
They found an open car and started having sex. Wanda felt unsure about her ability to disguise her voice, so she simply said, "Bo" for no; "Peep" for yes.
During sex, Wanda the Little Bo Peep was very excited and kept moaning, "Peep ...... Peep, Peep ...... Peep, Peep, Peep ...... Oh ..... Ah ...... Peep".
After sex, Zorro left in a hurry. Little Bo Peep hurried home, undressed, hid her costume, climbed back in bed and pretended she still had a headache.
When Brucie got home, he undressed and went to bed. Wanda woke up and asked Brucie, "Well Mr. Zorro how was the party?"
Brucie replied, "I didn't go to the party. I met some friends and we played poker all night."
Wanda asked, "Did you play poker in your Zorro costume?"
Brucie replied, "No. I loaned the Zorro costume to Jim Wartface".
Wanda exclaimed, "Jim Wartface?"
Brucie explained, "Yeah; after the party, he came by the poker game and told us he did "you know what" with a woman in a Little Bo Peep costume".
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2007-01-04 06:08:03 · answer #3 · answered by MrsOcultyThomas 6 · 0 0

She went home and ate some shaved ice with blueberry flavored juice.

2007-01-04 06:07:28 · answer #4 · answered by Cold Fart 6 · 0 0

It doesn't actually say what she did.

The poem gave her some advice, but we'll never know whether or not she followed it. All we know is that she did in fact find them.

2007-01-04 06:08:31 · answer #5 · answered by A 6 · 0 0

Maybe she prayed to the Fairy Tale god to bring them home.

2007-01-04 06:09:26 · answer #6 · answered by Rosebee 4 · 0 0

Many people have feelings towards other people of the same sex, and wonder whether this means that they are gay. For many people these feelings can be very intense and alienating. Some people who are attracted to other people of the same sex are gay and go on to have sexual relationships with people of the same sex. But other people who have gay feelings find that these change over time and they become attracted to people of the opposite sex.

Other people are attracted to both men and women, and have relationships with both. Some people are not attracted to anyone and wonder if this is a sign of homosexuality. Often it is only time that will resolve these feelings. If you think you might be gay and feel you need to talk to someone most countries have telephone helplines and organisations that can provide information and support for you.

2007-01-04 06:06:41 · answer #7 · answered by Stein 1 · 0 6

she beat little boy blue. for sleeping on the job.

2007-01-04 06:07:36 · answer #8 · answered by DO YOU KNOW WHERE GARY IS? 3 · 1 0

She was arrested for solicitation of a minor

2007-01-04 06:06:48 · answer #9 · answered by Sean 5 · 0 1

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