the unimpressed agent. "Okay, Sport," the guys says to the dog, "what’s on the top of a house?" "Roof!" the dog replies. "Oh, come on..." the talent agent responds. "All dogs go ‘roof’." "No, wait," the guy says. He asks the dog "what does sandpaper feel like?" "Rough!" the dog answers. The talent agent gives a condescending blank stare. He is losing his patience. "No, hang on," the guy says. "This one will amaze you. " He turns and asks the dog: "Who, in your opinion, was the greatest baseball player of all time?" "Ruth!" goes the dog. And the talent scount, having seen enough, boots them out of his office onto the street. And the dog turns to the guy and says "Maybe I shoulda said DiMaggio?"
2007-01-04 05:42:37 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets ➔ Dogs
GR8 1......................................
2007-01-07 14:23:35 · answer #1 · answered by Maley 3 · 0⤊ 13⤋
properly, there actual are volatile canines - I had one foster canines who might desire to superb be defined as "autistic" - he purely does not examine people, canines or circumstances like numerous different canines I extremely have ever wide-spread. He more desirable a great deal with time and education, yet I doubt that every person will ever evaluate him to be a common canines. Im specific he's the manufactured from some BYB. yet maximum "volatile" canines could be tolerable interior the main suitable subject, with the main suitable proprietor, and the main suitable education. Granted, puppymills and BYBs have contributed to the subject, yet i think of every person is the main important subject. maximum folk presently have no touch with nature and animals, and not the slightest clue a thank you to handle wide-spread animal habit. they have a tendency to apply the palms off attitude that has grow to be so time-honored in elevating babies (and doesnt artwork with them, the two.) some people extremely look afraid to impose their desires on the canines. then you fairly've the instant gratification group, who dont assume to might desire to positioned any time or attempt into arising the "suited" canines. Ive had canines for better than forty years, and that i dont see a lot distinction interior the canines now, and the canines then (BTW - there have been MANY puppy canines lower back then). I do see a huge distinction interior the people who own them.
2016-12-15 15:35:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rotflmao. I had to think a minute, because I am not too up on American Baseball, but at least I did get it.
Good one!
--That Cheeky Lad
2007-01-04 17:37:21 · answer #3 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one. My dog talks too. I popped her on the nose a good couple of times for peeing on my brand new carpet and she says ooooooowwwww owwwwww.hoooooooooo!
2007-01-04 05:56:08 · answer #4 · answered by meka g 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats cool i wish my dogs could do that. once my dog was whinnning at me nana and she said what to her and she like u want some water and then my dogs said water. it was cool.
2007-01-04 05:48:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I wish I could give you 2 points for that! lol
2007-01-04 05:47:37 · answer #6 · answered by riptide_71 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Good grin..thanks for sharing!
2007-01-04 05:46:56 · answer #7 · answered by Chetco 7 · 7⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2007-01-04 05:55:27 · answer #8 · answered by kangaroo 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ace got any more
2007-01-06 23:57:52 · answer #9 · answered by MICHAEL Herbo 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha funny
2007-01-04 05:50:13 · answer #10 · answered by Mustng0021 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny.
2007-01-04 05:53:26 · answer #11 · answered by Miki 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋