2007-01-04 05:11:04 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Sure...the theists have been singing Onward Christian Soldiers for a long time now and nothing has happened...I think we are safe.
2007-01-04 05:19:48 · answer #1 · answered by ÜFÖ 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
We are already under attack from theists, the religious right and Islam extremists. The sick jerks have already dragged us agnostics and atheists into the middle of their war.
And no, my x-ray vision is close to being fully developed by it's not perfect.
2007-01-04 13:19:50 · answer #2 · answered by Rosebee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had a dream the other day that there were no theists only atheists, but then the sea otters came to take over the world.....
....oh wait, that was South Park.... nevermind.
Yes, my powers are already developed far beyond what I ever expected.
2007-01-04 13:15:22 · answer #3 · answered by Tegarst 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I still have much training to do.
I can only fly for a minute or two, and whenever I try to see through walls I get killer headaches.
I can melt things with the power of my mind! ... But only things like Popsicles and ice cubes.
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2007-01-04 13:15:30 · answer #4 · answered by Chickyn in a Handbasket 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
I wasn't aware of any theists attack.
heh
2007-01-04 13:13:51 · answer #5 · answered by Caleb 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My superpower is great. I can change into theist for five minutes.
2007-01-04 15:23:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well going on the pinicle evolutionalists belief, one would hope they would evolve by that time, if you are the stronger of the species...
t'would be ironic if the theists one
2007-01-04 13:15:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not sure. I just hope my X-ray vision develops on time.
2007-01-04 13:13:15 · answer #8 · answered by . 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My super power can beat up your super power.
2007-01-04 13:13:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
they'd better have, otherwise you won't be able to defeat our power to give people hernias using only the power of our mind.
2007-01-04 13:13:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋