Walk across my swimming pool.
2007-01-04 03:43:41 · 23 answers · asked by You Should Be Pied 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
If you think Jesus is reading this. . .hay wait a minute, does Jesus have Internet? Does he have email? And I'm sorry, I can't walk across your pool! Well, I can on the bottom but, I don't think that that is what you mean, is it?
2007-01-04 03:46:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
If you'll do that for me then I'll let you go free... come on King of the Jews...
You just won't believe the hit you've made 'round here, you are all we talk about, the wonder of the year... ohhhhh what a pity, if its all a lie, still I'm sure that you can rock the cynics if you try....
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Its funny to see all these Christians saying only Jesus can walk on water. Peter started to, and was doing so, in fact ... until he looked down and let doubt get to him. However, he was far enough from the boat, close enough to Jesus, that when he started to sink, Jesus was able to reach out and help him back up.
In fact, the story is entirely meaningless if Peter was not at first successful. It shows that even when things are doing good, doubt can stop us and Jesus is needed to cease those doubts.
2007-01-04 11:47:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
I'm a Red Mage... I'll handle this.
*casts Blizzara on the pool, turning it to ice... then walks across it easily*
I didn't need to do that to prove anything to you... I just wanted to make sure you can't use your swimming pool anymore. Good luck melting that ice.
2007-01-04 11:49:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Well walking acorss your swiming pool. The most likely way for me to do this is to walk across the bottom after I drained it. Or i could do some sort of illusion trick like Criss Angel did.
2007-01-04 11:51:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Just do that for me and I'll let you go free -- Come on, King of the Jews!
My husband and I saw it this summer, starring Ted Neeley, who played Jesus in the movie. It was his farewell tour; he's in his sixties and *still* playing Jesus! He still has a powerful voice, but his age did make "I Don't Know How To Love Him" slightly odd and disturbing.
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2007-01-04 11:48:06 · answer #5 · answered by Chickyn in a Handbasket 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm old enough to remember 'Jesus Christ Superstar', from which this quote is taken.
As for me, I'll sink in the swimming pool every time.
2007-01-04 11:46:26 · answer #6 · answered by Char 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Alright SuperStar!!!
Each morning upon rising, and each evening before sleeping, gives thanks for the life within you and for all life, for the good things the Creator has given you and for the opportunity to grow a little more each day. Consider your thoughts and actions of the past day and seek for the courage and strength to be a better person. Seek for the things that will benefit others (everyone).
2. Respect. Respect means "To feel or show honor or esteem for someone or something; to consider the well being of, or to treat someone or something with deference or courtesy". Showing respect is a basic law of life.
3. Once a council has decided something in unity, respect demands that no one speak secretly against what has been decided. If the council has made an error, that error will become apparent to everyone in its own time.
4. Be truthful at all times, and under all conditions.
5. Always treat your guests with honor and consideration. Give of your best food, your best blankets, the best part of your house, and your best service to your guests.
6. The hurt of one is the hurt of all; the honor of one is the honor of all.
7. Receive strangers and outsiders with a loving heart and as members of the human family.
8. All the races and tribes in the world are like the different colored flowers of one meadow. All are beautiful. As children of the Creator they must all be respected.
9. To serve others, to be of some use to family, community, nation, and the world is one of the main purposes for which human beings have been created. Do not fill yourself with your own affairs and forget you’re most important talks. True happiness comes only to those who dedicate their lives to the service of others.
10. Observe moderation and balance in all things.
11. Know those things that lead to your well-being and those things that lead to your destruction.
12. Listen to and follow the guidance given to your heart. Expect guidance to come in many forms; in prayer, in dreams, in times of quiet solitude, and in the words and deeds of wise Elders and friends.
Wahoo!!!
2007-01-04 11:47:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
What does being a fool have to do with walking on water?
2007-01-04 11:45:09 · answer #8 · answered by KirstenP 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
How do you prove to a fool, that you are not a fool? That is a matter of opinion.
2007-01-04 11:46:21 · answer #9 · answered by Lukusmcain// 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
You first.
2007-01-04 11:45:34 · answer #10 · answered by Elmer R 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋