mine was, you look so soft, i almost cried when i saw you, i didn't think angels lived on earth
2007-01-04 02:31:23 · 20 answers · asked by Tiny little hot one 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
the best 2 i use are "usually i dont pick up fat chicks but your kinda cute" and nice shoes, wanna f*ck...neither work...ever
2007-01-04 02:43:03 · answer #1 · answered by LT. DAN 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
- My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in - You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case - You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear. -To a girl with braces, and if you have them as well: "Hey, wanna hook up sometime?" - They call me "coffee". I grind so fine - Oh! There's something in your eye! Wait... its just a sparkle.. ;) - Did your dad f*** a carrot? Because your eyes are amazing... - Sooo.. you're a girl huh? - Do you work at subway..? Because you give me "One foot long"! - Is your dad a terrorist? 'Cause you're the bomb! - You turn my software into a hardware! - Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track - Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good. - Do you know the directions? (Girl: To where?) To your heart... - Did you fart? Because you blew me away - POOF! (Girl: What are you doing!?) I'm here, where are your other two wishes? Haahha, pick up lines are just funny :)
2016-03-29 07:19:04 · answer #2 · answered by Megan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have one that backfired on me. I went to this great black-tie social one time armed with a great line. So when I spy this hot woman, I walked up and introduced myself. "Hello, I'm Joe, I'm you unofficial host for the evening, so if there's anything you want or need, feel free to call on me. A drink, a dance, a chair, anything."
So she pulled out a handful of free tickets to a strip club !!!!! Gulp!!!
2007-01-04 02:41:19 · answer #3 · answered by snvffy 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No the worst has to be when your on your fone at the end of the night trying to find your friends and some lad takes out his fone as if to say your ringing him. or when they come up to you and say are ya alrite love and your like i was until you got here
2007-01-04 02:37:44 · answer #4 · answered by Blonde_o2 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i cant decide so ill post all of the bad pickup lines i know
so, want to come back to my place for pizza and sex? no? don't like pizza?
(call someone over with yuor finger then say) if i made you *** with one finger just imagine what i could do with my whole hand
Sex is not the answer.
Sex is the question.
Yes is the answer.
One of us is thinking
about sex...
Okay, it's me.
So...How i'm i doin?
Want one?
Wink. I'll do the rest.
I envy your lipstick.
Whoops! Sorry,
I thought that was
a braille name tag.
I just want to be loved- is that so wrong?
My name's not Elmo but you
can tickle me anytime.
Hey, did you fart? Because you blew me away
"Hi! . . . say . . . didn't we go to different schools together?"
Man 2 woman: I hear you like to sleep?
women: yes
Man: what a coincidence, so do I! Maybe we can do it together sometime.
Baby, I'd like to stick it up to your chest & make it squirt out of your eyeballs.
Baby, I'd stick it so far up, when you moan, you'll be giving me a hum job.
"I wish you could have known me before my medication was adjusted."
"Penny for your thoughts? 20 dollars to act them out...?"
"Whoo, Santa Clause should be leaving you the cookie." (in other words
she's the present for those that don't get it)
"You're a spotlight amongst 40 watt bulbs."
"You're hotter than a pop tart fresh out of the toaster."
"You're so fine I'd drink your bath water."
"Your lips look wrinkled. Mind if I press them?"
"Are those real?" (I actually heard a guy ask a lady this one, and
everybody else in the bar heard it also)
"Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right and I'll do it your way, right away."
"Girl you look so sweet, I get a toothache just looking at you."
"You know you could save money on groceries if you come home with me."
(a guy actually asked a lady I know this one in a grocery store)
"Girl you must be a terrorist... because you are the BOMB."
"I'd like to wrap a Big Red Bow around you and put you under my tree for Christmas."
(believe or not a friend of mine said this to a lady, and he ended up
going out with her, as I ended up driving home alone that night)
"Have you ever seen an angel wrapped in plastic? She say's No. May I see your Drivers License?" (this one does work as an ice breaker and is sort of cute, I have used it a couple of times)
"Can I give you my number just in case Hell does freeze over?"
"Hi will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street."
"Baby, I am like chocolate pudding, I may look like crap, but I am
actually sweet as hell."
"Are those space pants you have on? Because your butt looks out of this world!" (a friend of mine used this one and got slapped)
"I'm not feeling myself today... mind if I feel you?"
"Could you please step away from the bar? Your melting the ice!" (I'll admit I used this one, which has lead to some interesting conversations with lady's)
"That's a very nice outfit you have on. It would look even better rolled up in a ball on my bedroom floor!" (I was in a bar and heard a guy ask this one to a lady)
"Do you eat lots of Lucky charms because you look magically delicious."
"You remind me of my third wife? She asks how many times were you
married?", Twice."
"Waitress asks, what will you have? You on toast without the dressing!"
(this one gets you great service in a restaurant, yea right?)
"Can I have your phone number? Why she asks? Because I lost mine."
"Honey, You are so hot, I'll bet you leave footprints on the pavement."
(one of the worst lines I ever heard)
"How would you like to "go half" on a baby?"
2007-01-04 02:42:19 · answer #5 · answered by squirel_boy2 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The worst pick up line I ever heard was, "you be mayo and I'll be mustard so we can ketchup on what you been missing." (The worst part is im engaged to him) lol
2007-01-04 02:40:09 · answer #6 · answered by jaylee 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I was watching fireworks with this guy on our first time out and there was a heart shaped one. I said it was pretty and he looks at me and says "if you were a firework, that would be you..." and tried to kiss me. I never saw him again. lol
2007-01-04 02:37:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
mine is,
run around with your penis wrapped with red ribbon, and do all the hourse chores.
kinda worst line yesterday as a first answer, but not anymore though.
lol.
2007-01-04 03:17:21 · answer #8 · answered by markbriones 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the worst line is " I love that blouse ! But it would look better on the floor next to my bed!"
2007-01-04 02:34:47 · answer #9 · answered by hiding1959 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This guy came to me and said "You have the most natural looks i've ever seen in my entire life!"
2007-01-04 02:38:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋