A guy gets a free Super Bowl ticket from work. When he gets to the game, he sees that his seat sucks. After a while, he sees an empty see right on the fifty yard line thats been empty all game, so he figures he'd try to go and sit in it.
He gets there and asks the guy sitting next to it if its taken. The guy says "You can sit there. My wife and I have been coming to the Superbowl every year for the last 20 years, but she passed away, so no one is using the seat."
The man says "I'm sorry to hear that. But this is a great seat and I'm sure the ticket was expensive. You couldn't find anyone to come with you?"
The other man replies "No. Everyone's at the funeral."
2007-01-04 02:09:47 · 6 answers · asked by Chris D 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
why isnt he there?
2007-01-04 02:13:03 · answer #1 · answered by Hamed 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny.
2007-01-04 10:15:29 · answer #2 · answered by MazdaMatt 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL that was hillarious. thanks for actually writing the joke the right way, you know the way we can actually understand it. a lot of ppl dont write it well so even if it is funny, it just totally ruins the joke. thanks for the laugh!
2007-01-04 10:51:11 · answer #3 · answered by looking for love this time 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one 9 stars*********
2007-01-04 10:14:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!!!
2007-01-04 11:36:42 · answer #5 · answered by Jess 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A die hard football fan....
2007-01-04 10:15:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋