2007-01-04 02:09:26 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
I've had my fun already. Now I'm looking to settle down.
Translation: I had a lot of fun and slept with a lot of guys and kept myself looking sexy, but now I'm ready to have someone else pay my bills while I eat ice cream on the couch in sweats and crank out kids.
2007-01-04 02:11:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
"My therapist said this would be good for me."
"Suck my d1ck"
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHA CLASSICS!!
and I agree with tenbadthings, definitely not long conversations over the cell, "who is she talking to anyways?"
"I gotta go, my friend just called me she's leaving and she's my ride" hahaha whatever.
Exes are probably the worst way to waste your time, not only on the first date. Especially if they really cared for 'em.
2007-01-04 02:21:25 · answer #2 · answered by Julio M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1-Talk about the ex.
2-Admissions about mental problems, contagious diseases, dire finance problems
3-I don't wanna hear her having long conversations on her cell phone.
2007-01-04 02:15:25 · answer #3 · answered by tenbadthings 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I gotta call mom and ask her if I can stay out a hour later tonight
2007-01-04 02:15:18 · answer #4 · answered by jdnsmama1 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I have a "secret" for you when we get back to my place, and I think you are really going to love it. Aw, shucks, I can't wait. I have to tell you right now! I'm really a dude.
2007-01-04 02:13:56 · answer #5 · answered by Mr. Taco 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Don't you know how to be quiet?" The guy has to know right away that I like to talk, and he has to like it. I can't stand people who don't know how to hold their own in a decent conversation.
2007-01-04 03:36:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Haters wanna hate, lovers wanna love. I don't want none of the above. Im gonna piss on you."
I don't need that in my life.
2007-01-04 02:20:40 · answer #7 · answered by Err 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Just a few months ago, I was addicted to blow."
-Seriously, this guy TOLD me this the first night we hung out...I haven't really spoken to him much after that...
2007-01-04 02:12:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Talk about how much he loved his first love, and how much he hates his mother.
2007-01-04 02:12:25 · answer #9 · answered by Mari-Mari 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
fk me like a lonely mkan who has sheep
2007-01-04 02:11:29 · answer #10 · answered by donny baker 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋