I'm a dumb person , which is the best job I can get ? be a pastor or a doctor?
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Based on I.Q. tests given to members of different professions, pastors scored the lowest. The intelligence of some pastors is equivalent to that of an adult monkey, or a 3 year old child. Some border on retardation.
2007-01-04 01:49:11 · 10 answers · asked by ? 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
There are no stupid questions, only inquisitive idiots.
2007-01-04 01:51:49 · answer #1 · answered by Red neck 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Going by your statement, I would say you need some IQ enhancers to be able to fill the position of retarded monkey at the side show. You may have the mental aptitude to get a job as a paperweight.
2007-01-04 10:10:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should also consider televangelism, from what I hear, it is quite lucrative, not too demanding, and you can have some fun with hookers too. It's grat publicity, you say that god made you do it, you confess, you are saved, you ask for more donations.
Ramen !
2007-01-04 10:00:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Judging from you sentances, you sound pretty normal to me :D
Hugs from Albert.
By the way, I'm told by my entire family that I'm an idiot every day. I know how you feel when other people call you stupid :( .
2007-01-04 09:51:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hear they needed beaver waxers in San Diego. Pastors can do that part time also.
2007-01-04 10:10:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Since you are dumb! You should opt forthe pastor thingy.
2007-01-04 09:53:03 · answer #6 · answered by Evil Atheist Conspirator 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Try municipal work...very sinecure.
It works for me.
Pastors may be dumb but they have sympathy and empathy...
I think retarded is insulting.
2007-01-04 09:51:03 · answer #7 · answered by King 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
be a born again preacher , but first remove your brain with a surgery.
2007-01-04 10:08:09 · answer #8 · answered by tell me about Darwin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
BE instead of saddam!
2007-01-04 09:55:25 · answer #9 · answered by q8abat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you want fries with that?
2007-01-04 09:52:59 · answer #10 · answered by i totally agree with you!! not 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋