Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were controlled by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St Peter."
Said and done, the next time God looks the women are gone and there are two lines. The line of the men that were controlled by their wives was 100 miles long, on the line of men that dominated women there was only one man.
God was angered and said. "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image, and you were all dominated by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud, Learn from him!" Tell them my son how did you manage to be the only one on that line?
The man said, "I don't know. My wife told me to stand here."
2007-01-04 01:35:37 · 17 answers · asked by a 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ok
2007-01-04 01:37:19 · answer #1 · answered by iroc 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL cute, it does seem that way now adays with women, liberated women taking more control in home and work. .And I say, Good for them..(US) .. Too many smart women out there that can make a difference and are making a difference..
But do not kid yourself, there are hundres, thousands, millions of women the world over that have NO say, in their homes and else where.. NONE.
What you wrote is false, misleading and down-right mean and God will not take it as a joke..
2007-01-04 09:43:04 · answer #2 · answered by Mari-Mari 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
heard it but 8\10
2007-01-04 10:32:43 · answer #3 · answered by Star_Night 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My wife told me to tell you I liked the joke.
2007-01-11 22:12:58 · answer #4 · answered by Mike G 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehehe...tats not so funny...u guys jus wanna stick ur head out nythng..n u suceed in nothin...so u peeps r ritin al tis crap
2007-01-12 06:42:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute.
2007-01-04 09:38:21 · answer #6 · answered by ra63 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
dude..my pastor said that joke in church...still funny though =)
2007-01-11 21:56:31 · answer #7 · answered by peacetiggyjc 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he, he, he that was a good one!
Thanks for the laugh...im not feeling well and I needed that!
Thanks again!
~browneyes~
2007-01-04 12:48:07 · answer #8 · answered by browneyes 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bahaha! That's good.
2007-01-04 09:38:17 · answer #9 · answered by NikNak 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol, HILARIOUS, thats one of the first i read about wifes in control.....gotta tell my friends, lol â¥
2007-01-04 09:52:06 · answer #10 · answered by LittleBit 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hahaha..so true!
2007-01-04 09:37:51 · answer #11 · answered by molliehollie 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋