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2007-01-04 01:28:38 · 28 answers · asked by Nate H 2 in Politics & Government ➔ Military
The first thing you do is pour pig grease on him - in Bin Laden's mind this will prevent him for going to heaven. Second shoot him in both hands and feet. Let him heal and repeat the process for years. I would drug him and video tape him saying anti-muslim stuff as he begs for his life and then release the tapes to the world. After, I was done with him he would be insane so of course I would drop him off to the Westboro Bapist Church.
2007-01-04 01:45:17 · answer #1 · answered by David B 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
First a bath,shave and haircut, By 6 Marines with scrub brushes.
Put him in a windowless cell with a live skunk.
On Thursdays,let 911 family members have him for 1 hour, just fists, feet and teeth.
On Saturdays,Another bath And change the skunk,get a fresh one.
For the rest of the week, campaign speeches by prominent democrates.
On Tuesdays, a visit from Cindy Sheehan.
All meals would be raw pork and water from the toilet.
2007-01-04 10:25:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm not religious by any means, but i would probably smack him around with a bible for a bit, than smack him around with a menorah and then let an ex muslim woman shave his whole body using nothing but pig grease. After that, sell a rock for 5 bucks to anyone who wants one and let them throw it at him while he is chained to a post in the middle of yankee stadium on live tv. The proceeds will go to help all the families that have lost a loved one during the iraq/afghanistan campaigns.
2007-01-04 12:08:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd force him to expose his alegedly tiny manhood to a watching crowd of sarchastic blondes from essex.
Then I'd put him up in a nice cushy hospital ward all to himself with hot and cold running sexy nurses and ask him if the service is better or worse than that given him by the CIA just prior to 911.
I'd then organise a council flat in Wood Green and offer him a job cleaning floors in the MI6 building.
(I'm not a muslim, nor do I support terrorism however I think we should know who the enemies realy are)
Of course the funny, graphic answer would be castration by repeated blows from a rubber mallet. (Might take some time)
2007-01-04 09:48:22 · answer #4 · answered by Dazzit 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Honestly, I would begin to slowly cut off his limbs and sauterize the area's that were cut so he didn't die of blood loss and then when there weren't any limbs left and he was there with no legs and arms.. still alive.. I would give him to the families that he took people from and let them do the rest.. My torture process would take a few years so that he would be able to feel the pain that he deserves for taking the lives of the people who weren't expecting it in the WTCs
2007-01-04 11:54:36 · answer #5 · answered by kalynn h 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd do like the administration allows in the overseas CIA torture prisons. A couple of heavy car batteries in line, hook em up to his nuts. I'd ask him about his ties to the Bush family, and ask him what he knows about who did 9/11 and why. Any sign of hesitation or resistance would warrant a good 10-second shock each time.
Too bad Osama died in December 2001 from renal failure. Haven't you seen his funeral poster on the internets?
2007-01-04 09:33:24 · answer #6 · answered by eatmorec11h17no3 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
First off, why would I want to hurt that man. Ok he is a butthead, and he said some junk that was not nice. Yet he was an Ally to the United States, and we did train him in some stuff. Whatever butthead gave the order to give him the $,weapons and training is the one I would wanna ***** slap. Then the one thatgave him Tax $ and taught him how to kill better, he desreves a good *** whoopin.
Then the one that traded missles,cocaine and cash so that we could help him fight, that one needs a good round kick.
We,Americans made Osama Bin Laden what he is. I would prolly just break his finger so he couldnt use that Cell Phone.
2007-01-04 09:46:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
A friend of mine wants him cast alive into a urinal that will be placed in Giants Stadium! The Jets and The Giant Fans (male, heck they have better aim anyway) will get plenty of fun out of having him try different "Filtered Beers"
2007-01-04 10:19:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'd lock him in a room and play video of Hillary Clinton, John Kerry and Algore speeches 24/7.
2007-01-04 09:36:52 · answer #9 · answered by Yak Rider 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
I would give him to the families of those killed or injured on 9/11. Keep him locked up on a room and let them come in and do whatever they want to him. I think lots of torture before his killing is a good idea.
2007-01-04 09:33:33 · answer #10 · answered by soonerbelle71 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋