Why do 95% of the girls on here not have a sense of humour?

Question

I keep seeing funny questions, and so many girls just miss the humour and give a straight answer. Today we've had the bloke who complained that his wife was ill in bed and had to do all his own domestic work, did he grounds for devoce, his girlfriend claimed he did, and how did all the girls respond??? Just now there is the "My friends brother said to show him mine and he'd show me his" Again all the girls see the joke sail right over their heads and give serious answers.

Come on girls, why are you so soft??

Sorry Ebby, they are so obviously not serious.. a bloke claiming his GIRLFRIEND claimed he had grounds for devorce because his WIFE was too ill to do housework???? Come on!!!

Answer 1

Ha ha ha ha ha ha! I love answering silly questions on polls & surveys! Ouch! that quip about being blonde has really really hurt my self esteem! I don't think I'll ever recover from the pain!! Sob sob sob!!!!

Answer 2

You are naive and aren't able to identify with the experiences of others. I didn't read the question you describe but judging from your description it could be taken as humour or as a very serious situation depending upon a person's experience.
You sound young and are in for a rude awakening later. Do yourself a favour now and stop putting women apart from yourself and stop looking for things that aren't there. You will find more harmony and balance in your life. My friend, if you asked 100 people if YOUR jokes or what you think is funny, is humorous to them as well, you may be lucky to get 50/50.
Life's too short. Enjoy it while you're here.
Incidentally, if you want to have a girlfriend or a woman in your life, creating the playground atmosphere of insulting them so they pay attention to you doesn't work.

Answer 3

Women tend to be more sensitive to the emotions of others. Therefore, if the question does not clearly state that it is stated in jest, they're more likely to just answer it seriously on the grounds that they might hurt the asker if it DOES turn out to be seriously asked. That doesn't mean they're not laughing their backsides off all the same.

Also, it's kindof funny to give a completely serious answer to a completely silly question.

Perhaps YOUR sense of humour is somehow deficient? :P

(No offense, I'm kidding on the last line!)

Answer 4

Because these questions are written as oppose to spoken,and they are serious questions asked by unseen people! What do you expect? Unless you have inner sense of seeing things in different ways!!! But mind you, serious answers are equally given by men. Have they also lost their sense of humour?!!!

Answer 5

nicely i did no longer capture myself giggling, no longer with the aid of fact it wasn't a humorous project yet with the aid of fact it took continually for them to verify the message which killed the relaxing, yet I do believe the guy on the left. no longer the funniest i've got heard. the commencing up made me think of that the two they are 14 yo on steroids or their d*cks are conjoint. Gemini sunlight Picses Moon Taurus Mercury

Answer 6

i have a sense of humour..if everyone goes thru life being serious then they are going to die very sad people..obviously most questions posted need serious answers but there is the 5 percent that are a total p*ss take so u have to have laugh..but im with u on this

Answer 7

Maybe us girls feel that it is a little to close to the truth for comfort. I have an excellent sense of humour, so i have been told, and i like to think i do. :)))

Answer 8

The reason is obvious many of them suffer from Ed Zacarys disease .... I remember a rather difficult situation an old friend of mine's sister once had, poor girl. Apparently she had not even been on a date for around nine years let alone had sex or got laid, so she was talking to one of her girlfriends who told her of a promblem she had with her husband three years before. Apparently they had not been sleeping together as they once did so in some desperation the two of them had gone to a Chinese herbalist doctor, they had eight sessions with him and to this day they had never been to happy together. So, after asking her friend if she would go to any lengths to find change she offered her friend the telephone number. Three days later my friend's sister made the call and made an appointment to see the doctor, very nervous she atteneded at the time offered. She went in and was offered a chair and he began taking her history and asking what her concerns were and why she had come to see him, after telling the doctor of her worries and complaint he asked her if she would go to any lengths in order to find change to which she said she was desperate for change. He then asked her to disrobe to take everything off and to get on her hands and knees and to then crawl across the room, mortified she complied with his directions, once having crossed the room with him making tutting noises she looked over her shoulder to which he motioned her to make the return journey, crawling all the way back to him, all the way seeing him shake his head and continuing his tutting. She then asked him what was wrong, why was he shaking his head and tutting, to which he said that what she had was a serious case ..... one of the worse cases he had seen, she was in semi shock and asked him what he meant and was there any way to remedy what he thought she had. She then asked what it was he thought she had to which he said Ed Zacary's disease, one of the worst cases of Ed Zacary's disease he had ever seen, blown away she said what is Ed Zacary's disease, I've never ever even heard of it, so he explained, it is when your butt looks Ed Zacary like your face.

Answer 9

Because about 95% of the questions here don't merit any laughter. That domestic-work dud is one of them.

Answer 10

lol yeah there are a lot of girls answering the spoof questions seriously. Sometimes I think they can't really have missed the joke...but they have...weird.