A taxi driver driving a Mercedes-Benz picked up a rather simple looking fellow at the airport one day.
When the gentleman got in and they started on their way he enquired of the taxi driver what the three pinned emblem on the front of the bonnet is for. The driver replied "why it's for lining it up at people so you can run them down".
"Ah I see", said the man.
With this the taxi driver starts heading straight for an elderly woman but at the last second swerves away but hears a loud bang, he looks curiously over at his new passenger who is hanging out of the car with the door wide open: "I thought you were going to miss her there for a minute!".
2007-01-04 01:09:09 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL totally didnt expect that, nice one!
2007-01-04 01:10:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
its the same all over some people cant take a joke not even in a joke 9/10
2007-01-04 02:47:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ill think about that tomorrow on the bus and start laughing my head off LOL!
2007-01-04 04:16:25 · answer #3 · answered by la de da 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I will laugh later way later.
2007-01-04 01:13:56 · answer #4 · answered by Kmart 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
cool one
2007-01-04 01:11:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah that was ok man !! x
2007-01-04 03:39:00 · answer #6 · answered by london lady 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa
2007-01-04 01:15:55 · answer #7 · answered by TheLizardKing 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad not bad
2007-01-04 02:28:26 · answer #8 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOVED IT!!!
2007-01-04 03:52:03 · answer #9 · answered by Jess 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, good....keep them coming........
2007-01-04 02:05:27 · answer #10 · answered by LittleBit 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋