i've got a feeling that i will be asking this question again someday, except with out the "suppose" in the front.
2007-01-04 01:04:00 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Law Enforcement & Police
Watch your azz!
2007-01-04 01:06:36 · answer #1 · answered by molliehollie 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Keep your head shaved to avoid head lice. Always wear shower shoes in the bathroom to avoid athlete's foot. Have a large enough sum in your canteen because you can usually receive a lot one time in the beginning. Canteen is usually limited greatly after the first big deposit.
Contact important friends and family members with your ID number, facility information, address and visiting hours. Get your facts straight with how someone can get on your visitors list. Remember that the COs have a job to do and most are unqualified for the job. Learn who is the Unit Manager and other chains of commands, you will need to know later on.
2007-01-04 10:37:45 · answer #2 · answered by Erica, AKA Stretch 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Better stay out of trouble. I was reading about the Los Angeles county jail and it's bad enough there. It's way overcrowded, with people sleeping on the floors in the bathrooms. Some 300 inmates a month come down with Staph infections (a very nasty thing) and also you are exposed to Aids and Hepatitis. And of course there's lots of gangsters in there looking for a fight.
2007-01-04 19:47:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I hear that large federal prisons are better than smaller provincial institutions (or municipal jail). Make sure you commit an offence that has a punishment of over two years so you can get into one of the federal prisons. Also soap on a rope is a good idea.
2007-01-04 09:08:31 · answer #4 · answered by joeanonymous 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pity you didn't think enough of yourself to stay out of dilemma. However,keep your mouth SHUT. TELL NOTHING. You will be pressured to tell EVERYTHING. Then it will be used against you, mainly for whatever you have. Yards are run by bulls and they have 24 hours to figure things out. As for the soap its usually reserve for Baby rapers of course you can always give it up freely if you choose. As for the beating thing believe me you will go to the hole and most likely loose any stat time you have acquired. Keep your act clean, work, library, cards, TV, anything that feels wrong--usually is wrong. Sorry you didn't figure that out long before now.
2007-01-04 09:51:05 · answer #5 · answered by sylviavnpttn 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Although your rights are seriously trimmed, try to keep in touch with your family on the outside. It might be some of the only contact to the outside world for a long time.
2007-01-04 09:09:06 · answer #6 · answered by Kilroy 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
They can imprison your body, but they can never imprison your Soul. You're Always Free.
Remember "In prison, those things witheld from and denied to the prisoner become precisely what he wants most of all" -Elridge
2007-01-04 09:11:06 · answer #7 · answered by NileQueen06 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Mind your own business ,Keep your mouth shut and your ears open .Don't trust anyone .Don't borrow or get anything from anyone ,because there will be a price to pay for it .Don't think you are a bad ***. Because there is some one in there who will show you your not . Don't be a snitch .Don't be a punk .
2007-01-04 12:21:13 · answer #8 · answered by dollars2burn4u 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I've always been under the impression that on the first day there you either kick someones butt or become their biotch...
I'd make sure to intimidate and pound the daylights out of the first person you see...
Respect is earned, not given!!!!
2007-01-04 09:07:20 · answer #9 · answered by Ted Arcidi 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If you drop the soap in the shower, don't bend over to pick it up.
2007-01-04 09:21:04 · answer #10 · answered by Spud55 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't do anything that would get you sent there in the first place. If that cannot be avoided, don't take candy bars from big ugly bikers.
2007-01-04 09:07:24 · answer #11 · answered by Sartoris 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋