Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to them, and points at the guy in the middle, shouting, "Your mom's the best sex in town!"
Everyone expects a fight, but the guy ignores him, so the drunk wanders off and bellies up to the bar at the far end.
Ten minutes later, the drunk comes back, points at the same guy, and says, "I just did your mom, and it was sw-e-et!"
Again the guy refuses to take the bait, and the drunk goes back to the far end of the bar.
Ten minutes later, he comes back and announces, "Your mom liked it!"
Finally the guy interrupts. "Go home, Dad, you're drunk!"
2007-01-04 00:44:02 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hahahaha, good joke...I have never heard that one before, hope you don't mind if I use it and pass it off as my own.
2007-01-04 00:47:13 · answer #1 · answered by lonestarlady 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-01-04 08:45:41 · answer #2 · answered by molliehollie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Best joke eva! Had us rollin fell off my chair ha ha ha lol
2007-01-04 09:05:24 · answer #3 · answered by Kels 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Unexpected! lol
2007-01-04 08:47:34 · answer #4 · answered by Charlie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol
2007-01-04 08:55:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good.
2007-01-04 09:22:23 · answer #6 · answered by Kmart 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool one
2007-01-04 09:09:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha Great one.
2007-01-04 08:51:45 · answer #8 · answered by Vijay Anand 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hee hee hee
2007-01-04 08:50:52 · answer #9 · answered by perrin501 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol cute!!
2007-01-04 10:15:16 · answer #10 · answered by charo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋