I am trying to get my teacher to like me. Her name is Ms. Ellen. She is really hot.
I love the way she talks. I love the way she walks. I love everything about her.
Chef says she will not like me because she is lesbian and lesbians only like other lesbians.
My mom says that lesbians lick carpets.
The guy at the record store told Stan that lesbians listen to the Indigo Girls.
Kyle says they like to wear Birkenstocks.
I have been licking the carpet in my living room while listening to the Indigo Girls and wearing Birkenstocks for 3 hours now.
But I am not sure I am a lesbian yet.
Can you help me?
2007-01-04 00:09:02 · 7 answers · asked by Eric Inri 6 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
I was doing a word count in this category for a polls and survey question I posted...when I saw your question I spewed coffee all over my monitor....I hope your happy...had to windex the whole dang thang and I STILL can't stop laughing...dang you, interfering with important research.....lololollolololl
....oh...finally...laughed so much my ribs hurt....
2007-01-04 03:31:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ok what planet do you proceed to exist??? before everything is your instructor, she won't even verify out you. 2d, she is a lesbian and you're a guy. third, you look a 10 12 months previous youngster... so get a existence and seek for a straight away lady your age. yet purely in case you do not prefer to provide up, improve up and cease licking the carpet and get severe approximately it... stand in front of her and tell her the way you experience. end of tale.
2016-12-15 15:25:01 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry Hon to tell you this you need to be a girl to be a lesbian and pleas stop what you are doing and maybe start having a crush on a girl your age and not a lesbian for sure
2007-01-04 00:18:33 · answer #3 · answered by me 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hey derr derr, two things, first, you need to much carpet and second, chop off your doodle and knackers to make yourself female.
2007-01-04 00:15:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lol, that was a good episode.
Maybe you should try munching on some boxes.
2007-01-04 00:12:12 · answer #5 · answered by lupin_1375 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Someone lied to you..it's not the carpet it's the brown eye you should be licking.
2007-01-04 00:26:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
oh my god, lol.. stop doing that and get a different crush :) :) :)
2007-01-04 00:13:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋