An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, "Father, I'm 80 years old, married, have four kids and 11 grandchildren. I started taking this new Viagra pill, and last night I had an affair and made love to two 18-year-old twin girls. Had both of them, twice”.
The priest said: "Well, my son, when was the last time you were in confession?"
"Never Father, I'm Jewish."
"So then, why are you telling me?"
"Because I'm telling everybody!"
2007-01-04 00:03:23 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
wasn't that funny to me love your other jokes though
2007-01-04 09:28:28 · answer #1 · answered by OnTheProwl007 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one terry w proud as a pig in **** the old guy is 10/10
2007-01-04 02:43:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol
2007-01-04 00:25:37 · answer #3 · answered by partymad 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bless you my son, go and sin no more.
2007-01-04 00:29:35 · answer #4 · answered by edwin4208 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
5/10 !! xbut thats good coming from me! it takes a lot to make an intelligant person laugh!! (not being rude darling, honest) x
Have a nice day,. !"
2007-01-04 00:07:56 · answer #5 · answered by london lady 5 · 0⤊ 4⤋
Haha...very good.
2007-01-04 00:38:43 · answer #6 · answered by Im outta here. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha lol
2007-01-04 01:08:55 · answer #7 · answered by *Å®åßîåñ P®îñÇꧧ ©* 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha good one
2007-01-04 00:54:25 · answer #8 · answered by Vijay Anand 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd tell everyone too!
2007-01-04 01:01:13 · answer #9 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
quite good
2007-01-04 00:30:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋