I said I just bought new tires.....still getting use to it.
Justin
2007-01-03 22:40:57 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
1. Serious stomach issues
If you are female (we have all the advantages don't we?)
- a car full of guys were messing with you, mooning you and wouldn't leave you alone "Thank god you showed up officer...they're in a blue 4 door - like camry or something"
- severe "female" problems and have to get to a bathroom quick
"I'm so sorry officer, I know I was speeding, I really need to get to the bathroom...well, I have an unexpected female issue."
2007-01-04 02:21:53 · answer #1 · answered by swtdl11552 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have a pillow in the back and shove it under your shirt and say that your pregnant and you've got to get to the hospital.
2007-01-04 06:47:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That worked????
I've tried being honest -- saying that I didn't see any signs saying that the speed limit had changed. Never works. But, I am incapable of lying.
2007-01-04 06:44:11 · answer #3 · answered by Allan 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Haven't changed my tires in a long time! Never realized that it already WAS a long time!"
2007-01-04 07:37:53 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My sick hamster is dyin i gotta rush to save hes life
2007-01-04 07:05:26 · answer #5 · answered by Gandalf 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Today is my first day with this car
2007-01-04 06:47:33 · answer #6 · answered by 1/Cos c 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
say that u where changing the radio station.
that might work
2007-01-04 06:45:44 · answer #7 · answered by yankee_lost_in_ga 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the police was drunk if that worked
just say..
my boyfriend was playing with the tv..he broke it
(coming back from work)
2007-01-04 06:48:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
im a blonde
haha
2007-01-04 06:47:08 · answer #9 · answered by Saм 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋