If tonight we were attacked by the tripods from War of the Worlds, what would you do?

Question

What would you do? Where would you go?

Answer 1

sneeeze!
I know the outcome!

Answer 2

World War 3 is a very solid possibility, although the terminology may not reflect t as it has been used in the past. The countries that scare me the most at this time, primarily due to ( of course) their instability would be North Korea, Pakistan, India and China borders on it. There are also the issues an Iran - Israel conflict that could develop quite quickly into a Global doomsday. I'd like to believe that most leaders now recognize the downside of a Nuclear action, but there seem to always be those who just live with their fingers on the panic button. Today there is also the possibility of actions taking place on the African Continent, which would be very devastating given the lack of real peace and common sense amongst the masses there. One faction versus another, Muslims versus non-Muslims, tribes versus tribes, centuries long hatred.... so many possibilities that we kind of live on the "Doomsday Fault Line". Sorta makes a magnitude 7 earthquake seem like a walk in the park. Water shortage? Plague? Those may be the good old days if things don't calm down..... and SOON.

Answer 3

Avoid large groups of people and hide out in the woods somewhere until the germs did their work.

Answer 4

Look for a copy of the first one than the new one because the old one is much much better

Answer 5

Find a way to beat them, they may have seen the movie and come prepared.

Answer 6

call tom cruise and his crew of scietologists to save me

Answer 7

I'd go to the nearest M.A.S.H., or, military hospital and pitch in. (Later: I see that someone gave us a thumbs down. I suppose my answer was a bit rational, if not downright fuddy-duddy. Let's see, then, to humbly atone for that . . . because to serve is goodness . . . and, to take into consideration the intriquing intelligence and maturity levels of people these days, if I were, say, an Evangelical, I'd activate our meth-head inspired army of 8-12 year olds from our Jesus Camps to march off into holy battle with their broom-handle ninja sticks and I would lead them in cadence, "Onward Christian soldiers, marching as to war, with the Cross of Jesus going on before . . ." (key wouldn't matter, of course.) If I were a pubescent, I would hook up my wii with my PC and play video games with the aliens to demonstrate the complete and obvious superiority of my intelligence and military strategic know-how, and whine so much that the aliens give me a tenspot and tell me to go away. If I were a Republican, I'd bribe their leaders, destabilize their society and plunder all their resources. If I were a Democrat, I would make the aliens get in line just like everyone else. If I were a racist, I'd build a fence to keep them out, patrol it with mah pea-shooter and spit tobacco that eventually gives the aliens a spiritual form of herpes. If I were a teenager, I'd boohoo to them about my gf/bf, or lack thereof, and ask if its like for real that I have to get a job someday and if you can get pregnant by pulling-out precum. If I were a conservative, I'd throw tidy bricks of money at them and act innocently surprised that the money was found "missing", blame Clinton's BJ for the invasion and change the code at the entrance to my gated community to keep the alien trash out. If I were Muslim, passion would burn so brightly in my eyes with the one and only Truth that I would convert the aliens, and then party with them in Dubai, take them to our Middle Eastern Muslim owned casino in Tennessee for "enlightened" getaways, make their females stay home wearing burkhas, and let them dream of alien virgins awaiting my new brothers in the Afterlife. If I were anti-homosexual, I'd spend more time in the shower fantasizing about sex with aliens instead of just sex with my own gender for a change. ( "Oh, oh, spank me! Spank me with those tentacles."). If I were a conspiracy theorist, I'd used String Theory science and the H.A.R.P. network in quantum resonance with the Sir Rife Microscope to scramble the frequency of their alien multi-dimensional brains, utilizing the warnings and artifacts gleaned from the cemeted-over caves in France that connect underground to the New Berlin Antarctic base where the Bohemiam Grove society and the Skull and Bones bad boys have kept Hitler in cyrogentic suspension for sinister reasons but thankfully so because of the secret code found in Hitler's DNA as it was allowed to rot and decomposed when the Bush twins got drunk and turned the power off accidently while vacationing there. . .a secret code in the DNA that carries a 2000 year old message from the good-guy alien scheduled to return in 2012 to help us overcome the evil aliens worshipped by the Bohemian Grove ilk and to use the piles of hidden gold that is kept in an oyster cannery in Washington State that Masons have been collecting for centuries to repair the atmosphere when the meteor whizzes by the planet too closely and sucks the atmosphere off just in time for the the end of oil, the Rapture and Armaggedon. BUT, if I were a hollywood star, I'd let my double rip their flimsy FX heads off with her bare hands and perfectly sculptured nails in only 44 takes, with Shyamalan directing, while wearing only a thong, suck their periwinkle blood as girlie bravado juice and let it dribble down my chin, then proceed to skin 'em all and hang their foul hides on stakes, pimp-up their spaceships with pink fuzzy dice to cruise around in and root through their glove compartments for recreational drugs. Of course, if I were French, I would immediately surrender.)

Answer 8

Wake up, go to work!

Answer 9

go to bed

Answer 10

Run to the hills... Run for your life...