Anyone please tell me a goood funny joke!!!!!!!!!!!?

Answer 1

your mom...

ah hahahaha!!
...not funny huh...
sorry i'm stuck in 2006

Answer 2

A mom has 3 ladies, all of them have been given married, yet she needs to nicely known how the S3X is, so she says that once the evening on the honeymoon, they write a postcard asserting the way it went. the 1st lady writes: M&M's. wondered, the females buys a %. of M&M's and reads the slogan "It melts on your mouth, not on your hand." The 2d lady writes: Campbell's soup. back the mother buys some cambles soup and reads, "Mmm ... mmm ... stable." 3 weeks bypass and the third lady ultimately writes: Ford The mom is going to her ford jeep and reads "the terrific by no ability stop."

Answer 3

On The Way To Prison

Three convicts were on the way to prison. They were each allowed to take one item with them to help them occupy their time while incarcerated.

On the bus, one turned to another and said, "So, what did you bring?"

The second convict pulled out a box of paints and stated that he intended to paint anything he could. He wanted to become the "Grandma Moses of Jail."

Then he asked the first, "What did you bring?"

The first convict pulled out a deck of cards and grinned and said, "I brought cards. I can play poker, solitaire, gin, and any number of games."

The third convict was sitting quietly aside, grinning to himself. The other two took notice and asked, "Why are you so smug? What did you bring?"

The guy pulled out a box of tampons and smiled. He said, "I brought these."

The other two were puzzled and asked, "What can you do with those?"

He grinned and pointed to the box and said, "Well according to the box, I can go horseback riding, swimming, roller-skating...."

Answer 4

Two Newfies (Newfoundlanders) were in Toronto for the first time and they were on a bus. Two nuns got on the bus and one of them had her leg in a cast. One Newfie says to the other "Wa ya suppose appen t'er?". The other one says, " I don know, whyn't ya fine out." He responds, "I will" and goes over to the nun and asks, "Sista, wha appen ta yer laig?" She says, " I slipped, in the Baaath". He goes back to his buddy who asked "wha appened?" and he says, "She slipped in a Baaath", buddy inquires," Whats a Baaath? He says, "Ow da ell do I know, I ain't Cathlic,"

Answer 5

Inside a courtroom.....

Prosecution Lawyer asking a suspect: So, sir, tell me, on that particular night, what did you did?

Lawyer of the suspect: Objection, your Honor! the question is grammatically wrong!

Judge: Sustained! Counsellor, please rephrase your question.

Prosecution Lawyer: Yes, your Honor. So sir, on that particular night, how do you do?

Answer 6

A hillbilly came home from his honeymoon but his bride wasn't with him.
His daddy asked him where she was
"I sent her back home daddy"
"Why?"
"Cause she was a virgin daddy"
"You done right boy. If she ain't good enough for her own family, she ain't good enough for ours?

Answer 7

this is sort of a religious joke, although it doesn't offend me.

what did jesus say when he saw a black baby being born.
ooops burnt another one.

Answer 8

What do you get when you cross a pickle with a deer?
answer: A dildo

Answer 9

whats the difference between lust and love?
Lust will only cost you around 200$

Answer 10

What do you call a Lesbian Eskimo?



Klondike!!!!